Singleitis

The suffering from being single

I have singleitis, its horrible, I really need someone.

by hpmatt March 4, 2015

Single

The state of being in which you aquire a plethora of unsolicited pictures of male genitalia, or "dick pics".

Ashley is so single. She has an entire album titled "Dank as Dick".

by janellewestcoast September 3, 2016

Single

A female who eats baked goods while re-watching Homeland episodes.

Friend: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Staying home, eating this pie I baked and watching last season of Homeland.
Friend, Oh, you must be single.

by BakedGoodz June 4, 2016

shingledigle

A gay/lesbian person

He's such a shingledigle

by Hot ass May 21, 2016

shingledoorf

A sound made by pressing ones ear flat against another's stomach and then pulling away.

Emma: what the fuck was that sound!?
Holly: A shingledoorf
Emma: it sounded kind of like a tiny armpit fart.

by suedomisn June 9, 2016

Sincledew

When it snows in the morning but it rains in the after noon, it's February and you live in the north Western Hemisphere.

Did it sincledew yesterday?

by Amdolan December 4, 2016

Single Selfie

That inevitable picture one changes their profile to once they break up with their SO. There are took types. The really obvious "old selfie", which is normally the best photo the person took in the last 2-5 years, meant to show off that they are still hot (and single). Or the "new selfie" which is obviously taken quickly to replace a profile picture that features the person who they just broke up with.

"I didn't know Zack wasn't dating Mara anymore till I saw his single selfie. That picture is so old."
"Why did Sam take such a bad random photo for his profile...*checks status, finds he just dramatically broken up with his boyfriend*, oh it's his Single Selfie"

by NeroBrigg February 20, 2017