Simon is a man with a fairly average sized cock. Often women see Simon as a kind of a weird person, leaving Simon to settle for his American buddy Harley who lives in 'massivetwoshits' (massachusettes) their romantic chemistry is often staggering. Often leaving the average unisex couple jealous of their passionate love making. Simon is a femine man who can often be slightly racist but that's nothing compared to his love for a Subaru brz. Simon is pittied for liking the brz for obvious reasons... (it's fucking slow) but no matter how weird he may be, he is always loved by the hoe-mies. Show your local Simon some love & if socially acceptable, proceed to make love to him passionately.
by Zimcox November 21, 2021
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He is patient with everyone and is good at explaining things. His eyes are the most beautiful tone of brown and he has got long eyelashes.
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He is also the greatest boyfriend you could have!
He is kind, beautiful, funny, handsome, pretty, smart, intelligent and every good adjective you can think about.
Simone is known for making your life so much better and after knowing him you can't do go a day without talking to him.
He is patient with everyone and is good at explaining things. His eyes are the most beautiful tone of brown and he has got long eyelashes.
Trust me, u want to know him!
He is also the greatest boyfriend you could have!
by vaso1984 November 21, 2021
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by treewall November 21, 2021
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by NoBullShitLet's Go November 21, 2021
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by PokemoneaterSUS November 21, 2021
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Yeah, we danced on table tops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot
Last Friday night
Yeah, we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard
Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage à trois
Last Friday night
Yeah, I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop
This Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again
Yeah, we danced on table tops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot
Last Friday night
Yeah, we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard
Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage à trois
Last Friday night
Yeah, I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop
This Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again
''ZAMN! Simon goin brazy''
by vagin man November 21, 2021
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