Silent Partner

A condition of the butthole, often times mis-categorized as "Jungle Booty," "Swamp Ass," or any other wet-ass syndrome. A silent partner, however, is the stinky residookie or even condensate left after a 3-hour long shit and possible prolapsed rectum. See also: seepage.

Jim: Man, someone cut one, it better not be that baby over there.

Tina: I don't think so, it doesn't seem to be getting any stronger in intensity.

Kendall: Guys, I gotta confess...its me. Well, it's not technically me, it's my silent partner.

Tina: Typical

by pbr3000 April 9, 2009

silent panther

Male masturbation where the masturbator has sat on their hand to make it numb prior to the act of masturbation, thus ensuring it feels like the hand of a third party.

I can't feel me hand. This would be a great time to give myself a silent panther.

Also

Garry V likes to sit on his hand until it is numb so he can give himself a silent panther.....

by Timopheliac July 6, 2014

Silent Stalker

A person who is constantly on Facebook refreshing their newsfeed and looking at everyone's business but can't like, comment or post anything.

Suzie keeps talking about things I have posted on Facebook and yet I haven't seen one like or comment from her. What a silent stalker!

by NicSoChic October 9, 2014

silent treatment

the silent treatment is usedon people that are disliked by the general population. this method induces and awkward silence that is hallarious the the people who are ignoring the offensive person. very funny method of making someone feel like, or infroming them that they are indeed and outsider.

(boomer enters the room)

Boomer: whats going onn guys?
Everyone else: ....(silence)
Boomer: what are you watching?
everyone else: ... (silence)

(Boomer leaves)

Everyone else: laughs histarically for a good 5 miniuts--they love the silent treatment

by CandyMan[LTK] January 23, 2006

day of silence

The most ignorant act ever conceived by mankind. Refers to a day set aside to protest the harassment of gay people. Most gay people are victims of reverse ignorance. They fail to realize that other minorites are harassed equally as much if not more than they are, yet still think they are above everyone else. It is endorsed in public schools, teaching children that gays are higher than other minorites, and should be treated with more respect. The Day of Silence is most often supported by non-gay, ignorant people. They think they are doing a good thing, but again fail to realize their own elitist ignorance.

(Teacher)"Okay, class, today we are celebrating the Day of Silence, to show that gays shouldn't be opressed."

(Mexican)"Oh boy, do we have a Day of Silence?"

(Teacher)"No."

(Mexican)"Why not? We're oppressed too."

(Teacher)"Yes, but gay people are above everyone else. See, you might be oppressed, but nobody cares because gay people are much more important than you."

(Mexican)"Oh, I see. Thanks, teach!"

by Devin "Table Stakes" McDermott May 1, 2004

Silent Death

A noob(See. Noob) that is usually found in a Admin federation(See. Admin Federation) servers. He is a good counter-strike player, he constantly pwns people(see PWNED) But he acts like a dill weed(See. Dill Weed)

Silent Death is the biggest noob ever.

by Mike Hunt January 18, 2005

Siler

an amazing beautiful girl who is very smart,kind and overall just an amazing person. if you have a siler in your life consider yourself the luckiest person in the world. it is a one in one billion chance that she will like you. but she appreciates you trying to be her friend.

oh wow look at siler walk down the hall. she is so amaxing!

by lmfao eat my assssssss May 3, 2019