Shock Jockey

The name for a sexual play in which the female clamps a car battery to the males testicles and proceeds to ride his penis so that they both can feel the electricity.

"Dude Alice and I did the Shock Jockey last night and my hair is still standing up!"

by TheCarrotMurderer September 1, 2013

Chipotle Shock

That feeling of fullness after eating a full order of something at Chipotle.

I felt intense Chipotle Shock after eating a steak burrito and spent half an hour on the shitter.

by TiffanyandCo December 17, 2012

Davidson Electric Shock

One touch to any malfunctioning electronic object, from lamp to computer, deems said item back in proper operating order. Note that this super power is only passed down via the male gene and applies to any Davidson family tree.

“I’ve been trying for hours to get this app to work, when apparently, all I needed was the Davidson Electric Shock.” 🙄

“What the heck, I literally JUST put in a new light bulb and the lamp wouldn’t work until it got the Davidson Electric Shock! No fair!!”

“My sister didn’t inherit the Davidson Electric Shock, but I can fix the toaster every time with just one touch.” he bragged.

You get the idea.

by Dree74 August 13, 2025

Air Shocked

when your going up a long roller coaster then it drops, that feeling you get

I had a high drop and got Air Shocked

by anonymous smiley08 November 9, 2018

Soda shock

When you drink pop and a sensation that feels like electricity shoots up your nose.

I shouldn't have downed that entire can of coke so fast -- now I got soda shock!

by D. Y. Vetz June 5, 2019

crotch shock

when he or she grabs your penis/vagina with cold hands.

oh my god she just gave me a crotch shock

alesia shrunk my penis with her crotch shocks hands.

by shelllzzzz June 11, 2018

nflactic shock

When a person enters into a state of mania, with possible physical manifestations, upon learning there is NFL football is viewable -but the person isn't.

"Quickly, find a sportsbar, The Patriots are on and Mary Beth knows, and is going into NFLactic shock!!?!?"

by andersjg August 11, 2017