Sticker Shock Induced MI

Sticker Shock Induced MI is the heart attack one has after seeing how much something costs.

Terry: Hey Susie, i just got my Obamacare plan cost estimate, want to see?
Susie: Sure, how much?
Terry: For me and the wife, only $950 per month.
Susie: Owwww! I just had a Sticker Shock Induced MI!

by ReaperB November 05, 2013

Mangelactic shock

the stage of terror after a mangela gets you

Poor Justin, he’s still in Mangelactic Shock, she only just left his flat 30min ago

by Sweeeny Todd December 08, 2008

Analphylactic shock

The reaction that occurs when one is going to fuck a chick and accidentally slides into her ass with no warning.

“Why hasn’t Colleen been around lately?”

“Oh man, she went into analphylactic shock when I slipped out of her pussy and charged through her back door unannounced. She’s recovering and doesn’t want to talk to me at the moment.

by Savageindustries March 17, 2024

Dirty Shock

A Dirty Shock is when you electricute your Penis while you eat shit untill your penis turns into a dark blue color

Yeah, I had a Dirty Shock last night.

by ChattyLibra April 16, 2022

shock

the someone or something wanna make you pop off or start fighting

yo she the shock why she got in that fight

by Ja'mariam rufus July 09, 2019

shocks

Commonly used 2-3 years ago by 3-5 graders.

Guy 1: Eww shes ugly
Guy 2: Yeah
Ugly Girl: Hey Guy 1 GIVE ME A HUG
Guy 1: SHOCKS SHOCKS SHOCKS
Ugly Girl: WAHHH

by M-to-tha-arko July 11, 2008

shock and aww

When you encounter something very cute and “aww worthy,” to the point of it destabilizing you and pulverizing a few brain cells.

From “shock and awe,” a military strategy that involves using overwhelming force and firepower to quickly gain dominance over an adversary.

Shock and aww is used by social media platforms to keep people hooked

I was overcome by shock and aww: how could I resist a compilation video of shelter puppies’ reactions of getting forehead kisses 🥺

by Sickomonster December 05, 2024