When a cock leaves you flabbergasted. It could be because the cock is incredibly large or incredibly small. It could be because it has a fungus growing on it. For whatever reason the cock leaves you gobsmacked and stunned to silence.
by LOLLIPOP7400 February 26, 2022
Get the Cock shockmug. Person 1: Woah' it's a new year!?
Person 2: Yeah time to start over, ha?
Person listening in: Must be the New Years Shock
Person 2: Yeah time to start over, ha?
Person listening in: Must be the New Years Shock
by Hunter Stone January 1, 2010
Get the New Years shockmug. 
Get the shockedmug. by Blackheart75 June 4, 2016
Get the ass shockmug. A shock dodge is dodging the Lightning Item in MarioKart. It is mostly done by using other items in MarioKart like a bullet bill or a star.
by NotANormieBTW March 19, 2018
Get the shock dodgemug. The opposite of "sticker-shock" --- it's what you feel when you are all ready to happily send in an online order to a company that offers its merchandise insanely cheaply, only to then nearly have your eyebrows fly off when you see the astronomically-outrageous postage and handling fee that they wanna charge you to ship said order... THAT'S how they are making their profits!
U.S. Plastics may indeed have fantastically low prices on many of its products, but it's the shipping-shock that'll kill ya.
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
Get the shipping-shockmug. A shocking suprise.
When you and your girl are having sex and she puts on gloves en suddenly gets a ael out of a bucket and shoves it up your ass. The ael will then electrocute your anus. She now preformed the shocking surprise on you.
When you and your girl are having sex and she puts on gloves en suddenly gets a ael out of a bucket and shoves it up your ass. The ael will then electrocute your anus. She now preformed the shocking surprise on you.
Yo bro sit down. Sorry bro i can't my anus got electrocuted by my girlfriend while she was performing a shocking surprise
by Diepzeekroket November 30, 2019
Get the A shocking surprisemug.