Cock shock

Seeing a penis you weren't ready to see

Suzy received cock shock when she opened the snap from tom

by Tommythecat96 May 16, 2016

shocks

Commonly used 2-3 years ago by 3-5 graders.

Guy 1: Eww shes ugly
Guy 2: Yeah
Ugly Girl: Hey Guy 1 GIVE ME A HUG
Guy 1: SHOCKS SHOCKS SHOCKS
Ugly Girl: WAHHH

by M-to-tha-arko July 2, 2008

Shock Block

The act of parking your ICE (internal combustion engine) vehicle in a spot designated for EV (electric vehicle) thus blocking the responsible earthling from charging their means of transportation

I went to plug in and some asshat with a Jeep was shock blocking the space

by Tesla Guy December 6, 2024

Shocking

When you bring cupcakes to a birthday party when a cake is expected.

It was very shocking when you brought Cupcakes to my birthday, there is no birthday without a cake!

by Paradeiser October 16, 2020

Social Shock

When someone consciously finds themself past their limit in a social situation but they find the energy to keep going because of social obligations. They often experience extreme fatigue after these moments are over.

The only reason I got through that office holiday party was because of social shock.

by carlthelong August 18, 2023

Shock Cena

Same as the "Shocker" where there is "Two in the Pink and One in the Stink", this comes to play after one makes a female cum from performing the "Shocker. The person doing the Shocker, places the Shocker in front of their face and shacks it back and forth like John Cena saying "You can't see me". Reason they can't see the Shocker is because the females close their eyes when they cum.

Denise, last night did you see my Shock Cena? Wait, you didn't and it was all in my face.

by ShinKC January 30, 2022

butt shock

When someone is naked and another passes behind them and blows a concentrated stream of air up the naked person's ass hole without them expecting it.

I totally butt shocked him when he was sleeping.

by johnjanedoewhatevs December 20, 2010