When you experience an incredibly shitty lay. Much like heating up a can of minestrone soup... there is hope of rich tomato flavor and bold, tasty veggies to match... but actually it just ends up smelling like some fucked up spaghetti-oh nightmare and tastes like a veggie-mush-baby-food.
Took home a nice lady from the bar last night.. and let me tell ya that was some shitty minestrone.
You know what doesn’t pass the vibe check?? Shitty minestrone. Shit’s hella SUS.
You know what doesn’t pass the vibe check?? Shitty minestrone. Shit’s hella SUS.
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When you take someones beer and dump laxatives into it. Then after this you proceed to slip then a Viagra. Then when they're shitting their brains out they have a nice fat boner to go with it.
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Example: hey Ken just got shit jammed by my super pooper spell. He'll never be able to fend for himself now! What a war tactic, shitty alchemy is!!
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"Man, I fucked Gerardo last night, and he shit all over my dick. Had to throw out my Martha Stewart sheets"
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"Well duh, they don't call him shitty kitty for nothing"
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