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Schrödinger’s gay blankie

A blankie shared between two homies. Under the blakie simultaneously lies a handjob and also no handjob at all
Schrödinger’s gay blankie:

Bro I just gave you Schrödinger’s gay blankie
Ahh hell nah bro that’s gay as hell
by Geniusorsomething February 26, 2026
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Schrodingers ahmed

A person/fraud/bum/ who doubles down on what they say/do but when other people call him out for it with definite proof they call it a joke/rage bait
Person 1: Bro Did u just say your gay? LOL.
Person 2: No? What the hell are you talking about.
Person 1: No u 100% said your gay right now.
Person 3: He didn't I clipped what he said.
Person 2: See u idiot.
Person 1: I was just joking xD
Person 1: Holy Schrodingers ahmed
by Fraud Spotter March 2, 2026
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Schrodingers Ragebait

Someone who says something they believe whole heartedly is funny or says anything that they genuinely agree on and then turn back and say its ragebait the moment anyone attacks them
Jason Derulo "aye bro u tryna hang at the park"
THE Chris Brown "nah I'm tryna hang myself"
Jason Derulo "shit not funny Lil nigga"
Chris brown"nah it just ragebait"
Jason Derulo"always on at schrodingers ragebait bullshit"
by Goth Retard 500 March 4, 2026
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Schrodinger's Boner

the scenario where a man cannot get a boner because of high levels of stress and not being able to satisfying one's partner therefore making them embarrassed and most importantly stressed, because the man is stressed about not being to satisfy one's partner, the man cannot get a boner which creates a paradox called "Schrodinger's Boner"
the concept of the paradox was first mentioned in Ted (2024) Season 2 Episode 2.
Doctor: Are you under any elevated stress?
Matty: Yeah! Not being able to get a boner is pretty damn stressful!
Doctor: Yes it is, and then that stress will prevent you from getting another one, It's a paradox we call "Schrodinger's Boner"
by secondoffall March 8, 2026
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The "superior race" somehow still manages to find the "inferior race" threatening
Think of the way MAGA feels about mexican immigrants. "They're stealing our jobs!!! B-but we don't feel threatened!! We're superior which is why we need to kick them out!"

That's schrödinger's racial hierarchy
by jambalayas March 17, 2026
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Shrodingers larp

A person who doesnt larp but larps being a larper making them both not a larp and a larp at the same time
"Im larping Jujutsu Kaisen rn"
"But youve watched the show" "yeah but im larping being a larper" "what a shrodingers larp"
by Matt (super tuff btw) March 18, 2026
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Someone who puts that dumb ass 'joke flew over your head joke' under every oblivious/dumb tiktok comment, defending said oblivious/dumb comment.
You're a Schrodinger's Idiot's Cock Sucker, aren't you, you stupid bitch?
by BlahBlahBlahIdkjus March 18, 2026
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