A blankie shared between two homies. Under the blakie simultaneously lies a handjob and also no handjob at all
Schrödinger’s gay blankie:
Bro I just gave you Schrödinger’s gay blankie
Ahh hell nah bro that’s gay as hell
Bro I just gave you Schrödinger’s gay blankie
Ahh hell nah bro that’s gay as hell
by Geniusorsomething February 26, 2026
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Person 1: Bro Did u just say your gay? LOL.
Person 2: No? What the hell are you talking about.
Person 1: No u 100% said your gay right now.
Person 3: He didn't I clipped what he said.
Person 2: See u idiot.
Person 1: I was just joking xD
Person 1: Holy Schrodingers ahmed
Person 2: No? What the hell are you talking about.
Person 1: No u 100% said your gay right now.
Person 3: He didn't I clipped what he said.
Person 2: See u idiot.
Person 1: I was just joking xD
Person 1: Holy Schrodingers ahmed
by Fraud Spotter March 2, 2026
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Jason Derulo "aye bro u tryna hang at the park"
THE Chris Brown "nah I'm tryna hang myself"
Jason Derulo "shit not funny Lil nigga"
Chris brown"nah it just ragebait"
Jason Derulo"always on at schrodingers ragebait bullshit"
THE Chris Brown "nah I'm tryna hang myself"
Jason Derulo "shit not funny Lil nigga"
Chris brown"nah it just ragebait"
Jason Derulo"always on at schrodingers ragebait bullshit"
by Goth Retard 500 March 4, 2026
Get the Schrodingers Ragebait mug.the scenario where a man cannot get a boner because of high levels of stress and not being able to satisfying one's partner therefore making them embarrassed and most importantly stressed, because the man is stressed about not being to satisfy one's partner, the man cannot get a boner which creates a paradox called "Schrodinger's Boner"
the concept of the paradox was first mentioned in Ted (2024) Season 2 Episode 2.
the concept of the paradox was first mentioned in Ted (2024) Season 2 Episode 2.
Doctor: Are you under any elevated stress?
Matty: Yeah! Not being able to get a boner is pretty damn stressful!
Doctor: Yes it is, and then that stress will prevent you from getting another one, It's a paradox we call "Schrodinger's Boner"
Matty: Yeah! Not being able to get a boner is pretty damn stressful!
Doctor: Yes it is, and then that stress will prevent you from getting another one, It's a paradox we call "Schrodinger's Boner"
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That's schrödinger's racial hierarchy
That's schrödinger's racial hierarchy
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"Im larping Jujutsu Kaisen rn"
"But youve watched the show" "yeah but im larping being a larper" "what a shrodingers larp"
"But youve watched the show" "yeah but im larping being a larper" "what a shrodingers larp"
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