sand job

A handjob using sand paper

Evelyn gave me the nastiest bloodiest sand job and I creamed all over her face with my bloody cock

by the clamburgler December 12, 2012

Sanding Wood

Masturbating

Jeff was sanding wood while watching Ghostbusters 2

by T. J. Efferson March 24, 2017

sand scribble

Arabic writing. Gets the name due to the geographical location of origin and its looks appearing as if they are scribbles.

ISIS Propaganda: ___/___./_-_./__/-._---____./.
Person: Sorry my sand scribble writing comprehension is not that great.

by SU-152 August 2, 2017

Sand Igloo

When a ginger originating from mainland Tasmania in Australia decides to penetrate a girls ass dry as fuck.

Jesus fucking Christ, Belinda gave me a carb free beer last night so I decided to give her the Sand Igloo

by Don Pork October 4, 2018

Sand-Jacking

To masturbate without lubrication to such an extent that either a callus forms or you develop a scab, usually on the head. Primarily the habit of 12-14 year old boys who have just figured out that there's another use for their penis other than urination and don't know any better. "Super Sand-Jacking" is when someone develops a scab, but does not wait for it to heal and continues to habitually masturbate regardless of the blood and pain. It has been hypothesized that these people are usually the ones who end up addicted to "scarfing" later in life, but never been proven. "Super Sand-Jackers" that eventually find out about lubrication and other less damaging forms of masturbation and abandon this practice are "Lapsed Sand-Jackers"

I was Sand-Jacking so furiously last night I accidentally lit my boxers on fire...!

by ZStar930 January 2, 2011

sand trap

When you're banging a chick on the beach, Throw sand in her eyes, thereby blocking her from seeing the facial she's about to receive..

While fucking Betty I took a handful of sand and blinded her right before shooting all over her face...

by Fire January 15, 2005

pound sand

A crude invitation to do something unnatural with sand and the male reproductive organ.

He invited her up to his room for $30, but she told him to pound sand.

by Master of the oblivious May 22, 2005