The Oni Shotgun from Fortnite Battle Royale. Released in Chapter 6 Season 1 on December 6, 2024. which consists of 2 bullets and deals a maximum damage of 95 to the body with the max rarity. With a fire rate of 1.25 and a reload time of 1.98 seconds.
I picked up the shit on my first game. I proceeded to hit the enemy for 23 and 24 in point-blank range and proceeded to spend the next 50 lifetimes reloading the shit in front of my enemy's face. At the same time, I got buttfucked by his pump which is usable, unlike shit.
What everyone calls Crystal Meth on the streets, at least in Oregon. If someone asks if you’ve got any shit, they’re not being vague, they’re asking if you have methamphetamine.
Skinny stranger: hey ladies you got any shit?
Naive friend: yeah we’ve got lots of shit haha what are you looking for?
Skinny stranger: like a ball.
Naive friend: you’re looking for a ball? Idk try Target it’s been a while since I’ve had one of those!
Me: omg he means clear. No we’re fresh out sorry dude.
Naive friend: clear? I’m lost.
Me: yeah keep it that way.