rubus

a sharply dressed man who likes to scribble a lot

Wow! Look at his clothes. And the way he scribbles. His name must be Rubus

by JimiBubblehead April 11, 2017

Rufus Poofus Mc.Duffus

This is a girl or boy who fakes his LGBTQ identity to get into sleepovers of the opposite sex and perv on them.

Person A:Did you here about that time Jamal lied about being gay to get into Vicky’s sleepover?

Person B: OMG what a Rufus Poofus Mc.duffus

by marvel jack November 24, 2018

Rufus

A man whose erections are non-existent, and if they are, microscopic. He is a weeb.

“Did you see Rufus last night?”

“No, he was busy watching hentai on his phone”

“What a loser”

by Water_sheep November 19, 2019

Turtle Runs

Turtle runs are the result of a night of heavy drinking, leading to the expectation of a heavy turd followed by shit spray exploding out of your ass the following morning, resembling a turtle's head peeping from its shell... Before exploding.

I drank so much last night, I had the turtle runs this morning.

by Thomas Beer December 19, 2007

runescape

runescape is a cheap-ass javascript game, where 12 year olds get on and run around doing stupid things. You can even get a ultra-shit account, where you pay every month for more levels and crap. Kingdom of Loathing is 10X better. An episode of "2 men and a half" is better.

Dumbass 1:Hey, you wanna play some runescape later tonight?
Dumbass 2:Hell yeah, dude! I don't have anything else in my life going on that's even CLOSE to being as important as runescape!

by Manfish December 17, 2009

Runescape

A Nerdy ass game lol

person 1:runescape sucks
person 2:yup

by Seamus Winchester April 13, 2009

Rukus room

A room that some bars that have a lot of fighting in then that is for fighting in. They have it because they don't want to offend there costumers by calling the cops on them all the time and to keep from things in the bar being broken and so they won't bother other people in the bar.

Man 1:What are you looking at?
Man 2:Nothin'
Man 1: Are you calling me nothin' ?
Bartender: Take it in the rukus room.

by Deep blue 2012 January 21, 2010