v. To be raped by rogers cellular billing when a Canadian is travelling abroad (to the USA for example), and makes or receives mobile phone calls.
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Thank you for your email. As I am currently out of the country, I will have limited access to voicemail, phone, and email.
I will get Rogers Raped if I accept or make calls from my mobile phone, I will call you back from my mobile phone only if the matter is of urgent nature and you have text messaged me.
I will advise you at that time how great my backdoor feels with a splintery rogers broomstick in it, and to make it quick since Rogers Billing is currently raping me.
I will return all calls and emails not of urgent nature upon my return, in between therapy sessions for my Rogers Raping that took place while away.
Sincerely,
Veener Goesintighten
Thank you for your email. As I am currently out of the country, I will have limited access to voicemail, phone, and email.
I will get Rogers Raped if I accept or make calls from my mobile phone, I will call you back from my mobile phone only if the matter is of urgent nature and you have text messaged me.
I will advise you at that time how great my backdoor feels with a splintery rogers broomstick in it, and to make it quick since Rogers Billing is currently raping me.
I will return all calls and emails not of urgent nature upon my return, in between therapy sessions for my Rogers Raping that took place while away.
Sincerely,
Veener Goesintighten
by Hulkman Really-Mad July 9, 2011
Get the Rogers Rapedmug. by humps69 May 22, 2009
Get the Roger Me Guffinmug. someone that you make a slave of any kind in any form of context. religiously, you name them roger to establish dominance.
by masterblaster49 November 25, 2021
Get the pet rogermug. Roger Hüppi is the sexiest man to ever walk on this planet. Not a single girl will reject him because he has a massive cock. With that cock, his sexy body and his beautiful smile he is gonna take all the grannies and mommys with them big mommy milkers ( he's gonna suck them all). On his cock he has unbreaking III and efficency V, he's gonna last longer than your parents marriage.
Random Girl: Damn, is that Roger Hüppi? I want his Peepee in my Poopoohole.
Barack Obama: Wow, me too. I'm a man.
Barack Obama: Wow, me too. I'm a man.
by RogerHüppiLover August 12, 2022
Get the Roger Hüppimug. A self pleasuring position that erupted in the late 1980's in the town of Rouleau, Saskatchewan where Mr. Roger Flender grew up. Roger, among other extra curricular activities, had a fetish for roosters. He grew so attached to the animal that he wanted to further his love by mimicking their style for pleasure. The position has 4 steps: (Note, this will only work for males)
1. Push your stiff boner between your legs so that it is pointing directly behind you.
2. Close your legs, holding your boner in this position.
3. Keeping your legs together, bend down slowly so that the tip of your boner pushes through the gap just above your ankles depending on the length of your boner.
4. Then with the help of your favorite lube, continue to pleasure the tip of your penis by pushing it in and out of the gap above your ankles.
* Shave the part of your legs where your boner touches for added smoothness/pleasure.
1. Push your stiff boner between your legs so that it is pointing directly behind you.
2. Close your legs, holding your boner in this position.
3. Keeping your legs together, bend down slowly so that the tip of your boner pushes through the gap just above your ankles depending on the length of your boner.
4. Then with the help of your favorite lube, continue to pleasure the tip of your penis by pushing it in and out of the gap above your ankles.
* Shave the part of your legs where your boner touches for added smoothness/pleasure.
by Gilbert Brandon October 8, 2011
Get the Roger Roostermug. 
Bobby Rogers is a handsome person who is also very charismatic. He acts like a dork sometimes but is very lovable. Bobby seems to make everyone that’s around smile. From his funny personality, to his funny cute face, or just by being by him he is sure to make you feel appreciated and welcomed.
by ColemanKD July 18, 2022
Get the Bobby Rogersmug.