D. Rod

D. Rod is the perfect example of meeting the best guy you know without even realizing it. On the outside he may seem shy or nervous, but on the inside he’s one of the funniest people with the biggest heart of any guy you’ve known. D. Rod loves hard so it’s easy for him to get hurt, but he treats his women with the utmost respect and love they deserve. If you ever meet a D. Rod, never let him go because he’s a one of a kind.

Omg guys did you meet D. Rod!! He’s the best.

by Shadykay March 26, 2024

trash rod

Slang for the mosin-nagant bolt-action service rifle, often used by members of the gun comunity. The name came to be du to the heavy trigger and cumbersome two-piece bolt design. Its also a nod to the poor quality many of the rifles have (due to the soviet governents heavy emphasis on quantity over quality)

Matt: John bought another mosin.
Tom: seriously? i thought he had enough trash rods as it was!
Matt: yea, he claims their better than other rifles.
Tom: poor guy. someones gotta teach him what a propper rifle is.

by Norwegain_dude2007 August 1, 2021

pennsylvania hot rod

a pennsylvania hot iron is when a man gets a rod of steel and a lighter and heats the rod until it is red hot then shoves it up a girls ass or pussy and fucks it violently. then he repeats. then he fucks the girls burnt pussy for a more rigid pleasureable feel and cums on the hot rod and makes the girl lick the cummed on hot rod.

1. Brian: hey man i just gave that girl the best pennsylvania hot rod ever!
Jim:did her ass steam shitty steam?
brian: indeed.

pennylania hot rod

by nuttermcbuttfucker May 18, 2011

golden fishing rod

the definition is that this is a pain to get in terraria so use heros mod or you will suffer for eternity (totally not eternity mode.) The Defined is golden fishing rod because yes.

THIS IS A PAIN TO GET. DONT EVEN TRY. define rule for dictionary is annoying. the defined of golden fishing rod is pain.

by Checkmarkplayz March 1, 2023

Rod God

The divine entity of a guy whose name happens to be Rodney. Also can be referred to as Godney.

Guy 1: Hey is that Rodney?
Guy 2: What? No, that's the all powerful Rod God.

by Rodgod11 December 21, 2020

Elf rod

A rod you use to stick up some ones but

Sonny go get the elf rod so we can shove it up ur mother’s ass

by Drogon are da best November 26, 2020

Lightning Rod

When the guy getting analled has a shock collar on his dick

You wanna do the lightning rod?

by Rod shocker May 5, 2022