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box queef

That squelching fart sound that you hear when slotting the lid back over a small, laminated cardboard box.
1: "Did you just fart?"
2: "Nah, it's just box queef. I was putting the lid back on the set of cards."
by Pseudonymouspseudonym September 22, 2016
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Beef Queef

When one consumes a disgustingly large amount of beef, and then excretes an unhealthy amount of beef-flavored anal queefs.
"Hey Jimmy!"
"Sup."
"I've eaten a lot of steak, and now I am queefing right in my pants and it smells like gravy!"
"Looks like you've had a case of the beef queefs!"
by ARatherSmallBakedBean June 7, 2016
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the big queef

A large man who knows these streets
Who left the grill on? Sounds like something the big queef would do!
by Hbdeclan May 23, 2016
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Beef queef

The act of gaining unecessary air causing a disruptive sound to one's ear vibrating the Labias as they are worn down to a crisp roast "beef".
That woman is excessively explosive with beef queefs!
by Steveeatspizza November 24, 2016
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Butter Queef

When a chick queefs after having a load shot in her.
When a chick has jizz in her vagina, and she queefs. Sounded like a Butter Queef.
by Slug366 September 12, 2017
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burger queef

When you decide to have too many burger king cheeseburgers, you decide to queef in your baby mamas face while calling her sweet lady by queen while stoned to shit.
"Me and my wife got into an argument so i pulled a good ol' burger queef on 'er." -Guahabi D.
by Guahabi D. November 14, 2017
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