I didn't want my siblings to steal my seat, but I was really hungry. So I took the chair with me. Modern problems require modern solutions} I guess
by Ocean_in_a_teardrop January 14, 2020
Get the Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions mug.Any situational problem involving a man who is far more interested in a girl than she is to him. The symptoms include: constant whining, over-analyzing text messages, crippling lack of self-confidence.
(M.W. problem character) "She put a period at the end of the sentance. Does that me she wants to end the sentance, or the relationship?
(anyone without M.W problems) "You have some serious M.W. problems!"
(anyone without M.W problems) "You have some serious M.W. problems!"
by rogueleader August 14, 2011
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A contraction of "programming"/"program" and "problems". No program ever created has ever been problem free, and thus has proglems of varying degrees of stupidity from bad coders.
Software Developer: We just inherited this program from an indian company. It's terrible and full of proglems, they recreated the same page 3 different times for 3 different log ons rather than reusing the same page and hiding things based on the users authenticated role.
Coworker: Sucks to be you, they're your proglems now.
Software Developer: :(
Coworker: Sucks to be you, they're your proglems now.
Software Developer: :(
by Simon123123123 August 6, 2012
Get the Proglems mug.A comical way of saying "Problem" (pronounced poor-blum). Derived from the misspelling of the original word, "porblem" is usually used when the issue is blatantly obvious and/or vital to the action or operation.
Pvt. Guy beached the multi-billion dollar U.S Destroyer on a deserted island. This is a porblem.
Guy 1: Did you finish your paper?
Guy 2: Shit, we had a paper due today?
Guy 1: Yeah, and it is worth 55% of your entire grade
Guy 2: Damn, I appear to have a porblem!
Guy 1: Did you finish your paper?
Guy 2: Shit, we had a paper due today?
Guy 1: Yeah, and it is worth 55% of your entire grade
Guy 2: Damn, I appear to have a porblem!
by Capt. Win October 21, 2007
Get the Porblem mug.a. Events or situations which are deemed overly taxing to only white people.
b. non-issues and scenarios which are deemed dire enough by white people to vent about via facebook, twitter, therapy sessions, and any other time they may have someone else's brief attention.
b. non-issues and scenarios which are deemed dire enough by white people to vent about via facebook, twitter, therapy sessions, and any other time they may have someone else's brief attention.
My god. I have had the longest day of meetings and phone calls. It’s 4pm and it took the Baristas – Who KNOW I come in at this time every afternoon – 10 minutes to make my triple machiatto with extra dry foam…. And honestly, the foam wasn’t even that dry.
FML. Struggling today.
= White people problems
FML. Struggling today.
= White people problems
by Emster73 December 13, 2012
Get the White People Problems mug.by justine and martin August 28, 2008
Get the proble mug.The term is used ironically to describe a trivial problem which doesn't even compare to an actual Third world problem.
Only people who understand irony would get this.
Only people who understand irony would get this.
by Gracie37 August 12, 2017
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