Pining For The Pork Sword

When a woman is in serious need of penetration by cock.

Dolan: Hey Fav, what did you and the locals do last nite?
Fav: We flared a couple of fatties on Inn Street and then went to The Grog to watch some band.
Dolan: What up with the chick scene?
Fav: Mostly local MILFs out pining for the pork sword.
Dolan: You do any clam stabbing?
Fav: Did some finger banging behind The Thirsty Whale, not much else.
Dolan: Typical nite in the port.
Fav: Yup.

by Fav May 1, 2008

easy pork chop

Some task that was thought to be hard but turned out easy

Benny: Hey James did you finish with the high value properties on the radical list?

James: Yeah, no problem. It was an easy pork chop

by Phakebox January 19, 2006

Pork Pipe

Vulgar slang for the male penis.

I went back to punishing her asshole, giving no thought whatsoever to compassionate conservatism as her chocolate socket gnawed on my pork pipe.

by tjfromchicago July 20, 2012

pork chop

to suck cock, a blow job, blowie,

''give us a pork chop love''

by pooty beavston September 20, 2007

pork chops

A term used to describe and deliciously hot chick.

When Phyllis puts on those fish-net stockings and red lipstick, she totally pork chops!

by Clinto-beans September 6, 2008

Pork chop sweats

Breaking out in a heavy sweat whenever you are sandwiched between two other people

Lisa broke out in the pork chop sweats whenever she was in the middle of Tim and Dan.

by Head BiAtch May 17, 2014

Pork Pie Moment

When a person doesn't get their way and proceeds to spend the afternoon in a mood.

T-Dog: Why's the Thumb-man not speaking to you Pooch?
G-Pooch: Oh, I questioned his work and now he's having a pork pie moment.

by The T-Dog April 21, 2009