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When someone is a tight-arse with money and they sacrifice quality for a cheap dollar price. The item usually breaks or doesn’t work well and they have to buy again what they should have bought the first time
“I thought I got the bargain of all time but it was just crap.”
“Mate. The poor man always buys twice!”
by BMc2 September 19, 2023
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poor man’s lemonade

did you guys know marmalade is often referred to as poor man’s lemonade?
by xmasanarchist September 20, 2022
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squirrel poor

Having so little money you can only afford to serve squirrel to your dinner guests.
Aunt Sally and Uncle Jed are wonderful folks but don't stay for dinner 'cuz they're squirrel poor.
by Ksuz June 16, 2009
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Penny Pot Poor

Being so skint that you resort to emptying your penny pot and cashing in your coppers in order to make it until the end of the month.
Sorry mate, I can't make it to the pub tonight I'm Penny Pot Poor.
by SnugglebumTheDestroyer October 19, 2010
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Poor tori...

A term you say around any female who isnt named tori, (if they are named tori, say poor zoe) to freak them out and create awkward moments.
Dash: poor tori...
Jack: but im Jack!
Dash: poor tori...
Jack: what?
by Dash Reid April 11, 2008
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Poor Man's X

Poor Man's X is something that is a knockoff or copy of something good, at the fraction of the price. Sometimes the quality is just as good or better, sometimes the quality is crappy or shitty.
An example of good quality Poor Man's X is buying the research chemical 4F-MPH and saying, "Ahh, stimulating Fluoritalin or Poor Man's Ritalin! Ahh, Poor Man's Cocaine". Then sniffing 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate.

Another example is making 216mg of Propylhexedrine HCl and saying, "Ahh, relaxing Poor Man's Adderall". Then taking 216mg of Propylhexedrine HCl in solution and drinking it.

An example of shitty Poor Man's X is stuffing highly impure tobacco leaves filled with 800 chemicals instead of buying pure safe Nicotine Lozenges 2mg to 4mg and saying, "Stupid Poor Man's Quit! Now I'm gonna have irritating colon!". Then swallowing tobacco filled capsules with water.
by HawaiianPunch1 June 16, 2025
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Christmas poorness

When Christmas F***s its self and Santa's Poor
by Hot Poket April 21, 2018
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