Plastic Boyfriend

Either a Sextoy or a pretend boyfriend to make a middle aged Catlady look normal, but having the reverse effect.

As she sat next to her plastic boyfriend all night all the lady could think of were her cats, and her dildo.

by Maggie T May 7, 2025

Plastic

Good food invented for the turtles

Turtle No. 1: "Hey you should eat this stuff, it's good."
Turtle No. 2: "Why what is it?"
Turtle No. 1: "The humans call it plastic. Some good stuff."
Turtle No. 2: "Ok, I'll try some."
Both turtles died

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 16, 2020

Plastic Mine

A storage container filled with many loose, unsorted LEGO pieces.

There are probably non-LEGO items as well, such as random toys and/or plastic pieces from other brands.

I ran out of gray 2x6 Plates and had to excavate the plastic mines to find more.

by chinsaw2727 January 28, 2024

Plastic Patriot

A person with an unhealthy level of celebration and deference to the Uniformed services until a member of the Service contradicts any element of their previously held world view. Then the Service member is viewed as uncommitted, un-American, and not a “real” serviceman because real servicemen and women adhere to a strict world view presented to the Plastic Patriot by draft dodging actors and opportunistic politicians.

I told my uncle that the Senator talking on Fox News about going to war with China is missing a lot of non-military solutions and that plastic patriot told me I was being a snow flake that’s making the army he never served in weak and all real soldiers want to fight the Chinese

by The duder dude February 10, 2024

plastic fan

A plastic fan is someone who supports an oil team, such as PSG or Manchester City.

Jake is a plastic fan: he supports Manchester City.

by so called plastic fan March 6, 2022

O.G plastics

A group chat where one person always overreacts

OMG GUYS GUESS WHAT
what?
what?????
MY LIPBALM RAN OUT

Therefore the group chat is named O.G plastics

by Oolala😏 February 26, 2021

rip me out the plastic

She's feeling herself and think she's perfect like a barbie doll. Barbie doll packaging is usually all plastic. Shoutout to all the barbies shaking a$$!

I'm looking too damn good. Rip me out the plastic, Daddy!

by WhiteyBigE November 24, 2024