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Plastic

Dude i need a plastic

a what
a condom
nigga they made out of latex
by Blvnco May 13, 2025
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Plastic Patriot

A person with an unhealthy level of celebration and deference to the Uniformed services until a member of the Service contradicts any element of their previously held world view. Then the Service member is viewed as uncommitted, un-American, and not a “real” serviceman because real servicemen and women adhere to a strict world view presented to the Plastic Patriot by draft dodging actors and opportunistic politicians.
I told my uncle that the Senator talking on Fox News about going to war with China is missing a lot of non-military solutions and that plastic patriot told me I was being a snow flake that’s making the army he never served in weak and all real soldiers want to fight the Chinese
by The duder dude February 10, 2024
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Plastic

Somethin that related to a stick bomb
"hey calm down, i'll handle the plastic in the bunker."
by Shannon92 February 23, 2024
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Plastic chair

There are several different plastic chairs in the world however there is one specific chair belonging to a man named Vergil from legend. Should one sit upon the chair motivation shall course through their body and their portal opening days shall start with the blessed power of the Yamato
A dude: Eh I’ll go to the gym tomorrow

Plastic chair: Stares intimately

A dude : Fuck it ima sit
by anonymous February 29, 2024
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Plastic

Plastic came from space therefore it is space jizz
The other day when your girl was messing around that plastic dildo and she got pregnant and the baby came out brown must be the space jizz
by That’s creative March 10, 2024
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plastic laid

(Noun) The act of having sex with a plastic object.
Yo I got plastic laid last night… it was amazing.
by Fun12388 March 18, 2024
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Plastic Party

Plas·tic Par·ty.

/ˈplastik/ /ˈpärdē/

Noun.

A social gathering of invited guests, of the same sex, typically only women (or of the same sex), involving eating, drinking and entertainment. Normally gifts are given upon arrival, and are themed "plastic toys" gifts, then drinks, and some enjoyment. Those who come are getting together to enjoy some, "Plastic Toys Fun". Hence, "Plastic Party". This can include everything from drinking, smoking weed, male and/or female strippers, lewd party games and some form of truth or dare. The women present usually get partially or fully nude and masturbate together. This may or may not lead to the women having sex together but the defining activity in a Plastic Party is female group masturbation. Think of it as type of bachelorette party.

(See Also: Tupperware party)
"Hey, have you heard that a bunch of nurses from the 3rd floor are having a Plastic Party this weekend end? I'm going to go!"

"Can I come?"

"No, it's only women. Do you know what a Plastic Party is?"

"I guess not."

"It's when women get together to enjoy some, "Plastic Toys Fun". Normally gifts are given upon arrival, then drinks, and some enjoyment. Think of it as a bachelorette party, but I don't think that they're inviting any strippers. Oh, I'm getting excited just thinking about it!"

"I think I'm getting excited thinking about it, too. Okay, thanks for sharing. Have fun. And remember to take plenty of pictures!"

"Oh, I will!"
by Leonidas85 June 6, 2022
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