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Obsidian Piledriver

The obsidian piledriver is a sensual maneuver that involves one partner laying flat on their back with their legs spread open while the other partner kneels between their thighs. The kneeling partner leans in and kisses their way down the receiving partner's body until they reach their groin area.

With their hands on the receiving partner's hips, the kneeling partner pulls them closer and positions their body for penetration. As they enter, the kneeling partner wraps their arms around the receiving partner' s thighs and lifts them up into the air.

Using their strength, the kneeling partner then slams the receiving partner down onto their member repeatedly, creating a deep, intense sensation. The obsidian piledriver is a powerful and passionate move that can leave both partners feeling completely satisfied and fulfilled.
"Hey babe, you up for an obsidian piledriver?"
by Sultan Iskander March 21, 2023
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pile-a-gorized

Method of organizing one's home or office desk in stacks of paperwork. To the untrained eye, a pile-a-gorized desk looks like a mess. But to the pile-a-gorizer, it is easy to find anything because you know exactly where it is.
cube farmer 1: I'm looking for the Johnson file. Is it on your desk?
cube farmer 2: No, I don't have it.
cube farmer 1: How can you possibly tell? It looks like a tornado ripped through here?
cube farmer 2: I've got it all carefully pile-a-gorized.
by vuduchyld June 19, 2008
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pinedemic

When a massive amount of pine tree are dying due neglect or to pine beetle.
Rocky mountain national park looks like a pinedemic hit it.

Your back yard looks like a pinedemic hit.
by Nate the Skate September 18, 2009
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pilode

Used to break silence in a text group chat. The recipients will ask for a definition to no avail.
Person 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.

Person 2: Pilode.
by I hate Jews April 15, 2016
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piles of fuckery

noun A large, messy pile of random shit accumulated over time, which takes up more space than is feasibly possible.
"Callum, for fucks sake, look how much nicer it looks without the piles of fuckery"
by BntrLrd April 15, 2016
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pile of cannon balls

An often unsatisfying dump which, as a result of inadequate hydration, lacks the necessary bonding agent to form a large gratifying crap, and usually takes the shape of a pyramid in a mass of individual turds on the bottom of the toilet.
I just made a pile of cannon balls in there! Probably because I had a few beers last night, and ran a 5K this morning. .. I was so dehydrated.
by stall2 March 31, 2017
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piedrasanta

Jason Piedrasanta is the Most amazing Person ever!
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