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terrorist peanut butter 

"Yo Mustafa! Can I get your recipe for terrorist peanut butter?"

vegan peanut butter 

Yo, babe, you want a taste of my vegan peanut butter? Suck mah D!

Boston Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich 

A Boston puck bunny favorite. When her man rams her ass so hard that there is a mixture of blood and fecal matter on his cock. He then pulls it out and shoves it down his puck bunny's throat to clean it off.
That chick's was so hot and tight, Wigle gave her a Boston Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich.

churning chunky peanut butter 

While doing a girl in the ass without the benefit of an enema, you discover she has recently eaten some nuts which are now harshly scraping your dick raw as you fuck.
I was totally rushed so I slammed right into her ass... then I realized I was churning chunky peanut butter. That shit was painful but I just couldn't stop, dude!

reese's peanut butter cup 

the only saving grace left in this cruel world, the literal manifestation of god himself wrapped into a small decadent, earthshattering combination of chocolate and peanut butter to save humanity from their sins and to open the gates of heaven in order to destroy satan himself and make the world perfect where no one will ever have flaws
I ate a reese's peanut butter cup, oh wow im god now

CAP'N CRUNCH AND PEANUT BUTTER 

The poor man's Thanksgiving meal.
"We ran out of phesant sandwiches, so all we can eat this year is CAP'N CRUNCH AND PEANUT BUTTER."