Tooth Paste and Orange Juice

The best drink some one could ever make, if someone gives this to you that means that Respect+ 999 it is so good that your taste buds will die

Tooth paste and Orange juice is nectar of the gods

by RoseRed669 January 21, 2023

Past her prime

Sounds pretty innocuous to me. Where are you on that one Jordan? Where is his right to risk offense and if Megyn thinks he should be fired then... Shouldn't you also be fired? It seems like your entire ethos has a built-in 1 way check valve. Just like the leftist! You're the same! You're both exactly the same thing! 'Kettle' meet 'Pot' Amaright!? Ha!

Hym "Past her prime doesn't insult all women. Just the ones who are past their prime... Like the chipmunk. Derogatory rhetoric regarding men like sprem donor. He's a douche but he had a fat cock so you threw yourself at him and so did other women... And now you've been bred. There you go. You like romance NOW but BEFORE you liked fat cock. And now it's too late for that because why would I even bother? With all the whore fucking retards why would I even bother with ANY of them? They are just going to fuck a retard behind my back like those whores did to their boyfriends. What happened to Olivia's middle finger flashing boyfriend? He wasn't in the picture anymore after I wrote how she fucked that cripple. I mean... As far as the people WHO ARE ACTUALLY INVOLVED not COMPLICIT, I bet if we took a vote on whether or not I should hammer a retard or not... I'm pretty sure Yay wins by a landslide. You can't say it's jealousy on their part. They were already fucking the women who fucked the retard. They aren't jealous of him, are they? Ooooooh... They're jealous of his inherent superiority in the eyes of women oooooooh... Ok... Yeah, see... This is why I'm refusing to be sacrificed on the altar of a whore whim. This is why we need the gloryhole brothels."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>a change of direction is a must this year as you have reached the end of your current journey and need a new challenge. Make a break with the past and make it one that cannot be reversed. Move forward fast and don’t look back.<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>a change of direction is a must this year as you have reached the end of your current journey and need a new challenge. Make a break with the past and make it one that cannot be reversed. Move forward fast and don’t look back.<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>a change of direction is a must this year as you have reached the end of your current journey and need a new challenge. Make a break with the past and make it one that cannot be reversed. Move forward fast and don’t look back.<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>African = Chokes A Rival In Lieu Of Caucasian Heritage, Caucasian = Pulls Hair From A Female Past Suitor To Out Act Hispanics, Hispanic = Trips Mother To Avoid The Frantic Nature Of Africans<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>African = Chokes A Rival In Lieu Of Caucasian Heritage, Caucasian = Pulls Hair From A Female Past Suitor To Out Act Hispanics, Hispanic = Trips Mother To Avoid The Frantic Nature Of Africans<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>African = Chokes A Rival In Lieu Of Caucasian Heritage, Caucasian = Pulls Hair From A Female Past Suitor To Out Act Hispanics, Hispanic = Trips Mother To Avoid The Frantic Nature Of Africans<.7.9.7.6.>

by 456AtabavA343 June 6, 2025

Creep Creeping Past Expiration

Definition:
A broke, balding, middle-aged man with a superiority complex and zero self-awareness. He’s got a wife he resents, kids he ignores, bills he doesn’t pay — and yet somehow believes 22-year-olds are waiting to DM him first. Lives off others but calls himself "misunderstood." Sends horny texts like he’s auditioning for a sex cult no one asked for. Thinks being horny = having value.

Signature Behaviors:

Slides into DMs with “hey beautiful 😏” like it’s still 2006

Claims to be “deep” while emotionally abusing everyone around him

Uses his wife's EBT card to buy Red Bulls

Gets mad when women don’t flirt back

Believes showering is optional but sex is a right

Known Aliases:
Fernando, Lonnie, Lon, Alfredo, Alfonso, Matt, Alan, Aaron, Reggie
(If he has two Facebook accounts, run.)

Symptoms Include:

Thinking his penis still has a fan base

Calling himself “real” while gaslighting you

Bragging about sex he’s not having

Fearing accountability more than jail

How to Treat:
Block, delete, heal. Then write about it so others don’t fall for it.

“He’s not just a deadbeat — he’s a Creep Creeping Past Expiration.”
“He’s a creep creeping past expiration — too old to be doing this, too pathetic to stop.”
“Creep creeping past expiration — like spoiled milk that thinks it’s still got charm.”
“He’s not aging gracefully — he’s creep-creeping past expiration like an old sandwich someone forgot in the sun.”

by Roxx Farron June 6, 2025

Pasted

When you squirt so hard you shit yourself.

Jenny: The sex was so good I pasted all over the

by Mrfrogm May 26, 2024

Copy-paste

When a group of young women are all wearing the same style tight dresses.

As she walked into the club, Natasha laughed at the group of women standing outside The Box in their copy-paste outfits trying to get into the club.

by El Diablo4eva February 11, 2024