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Genital Rag

The washcloth one uses to clean up following The Deed.
He said, “Wait, don’t wash your face with that. It’s the genital rag.”

She said, “Wow, thanks. That was a close one.”
by dogstar7 February 8, 2010
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tard rag

Rag or towel often chain-linked to a retard's neck. Used for preventing the constant ruining of said retard's wardrobe due to excessive drooling.
Gross! That helmet-kid's tard rag is totally soaked!
by mofonutz August 26, 2006
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Ass Rag

Noun used as an insult.

Something that severely obese people tie to the end of a fly-swatter to clean their asses with.
"Joe? You're an ass rag."
by Redheaded_Peach February 23, 2008
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Cunt Rag

A female who looks more like Gimli, Son of Gloin, than any other human.
That manipulating and controlling bitch is the worst cunt rag ever.
by For Rohan! April 24, 2008
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napoleon in rags

"Napoleon in Rags, and the language that he use" - Bob Dylan
by mikhael27 December 17, 2008
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tiger rag

to have sex in the shower with someone who is on the rag
when she was drunk she told everybody that she and her boyfriend do the tiger rag
by jim stevenson November 10, 2004
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Cummy Rag

Usually a girl of loose morals, picked up at a bar or a party and taken back to your or your friends house. This is where a Cummy Rag differs from the usual street-whore; you have to work hard to convince her she is in a different town to where she really is AND fold her up into a fold-out couch whilst chanting CUMMY RAG! CUMMY RAG!
1. I really didn't want to see that one-night stand again, so I pulled the old Cummy Rag trick
2. When looking at new lounge furniture, always enquire about the Cummy Rag optional extras
3. Scott: "Bro, my girlfriend can't find out I cheated on her again"
Brent: "Let's just do the Cummy Rag and we'll be mint condish"
by TGR Online May 17, 2010
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