waving my dick in the wind

showing interest in someone who doesn't seem to show interest back

"I thought she was into me, but I was just waving my dick in the wind"

by mrdew December 21, 2017

waving my dick in the wind

Looking stupid or dumb. From The Ween Song, Waving My Dick in the Wind

"So I just sat there in the horse costume waving my dick in the wind"

"Look at Tim, he's waving his dick in the wind"

by P.I. Staker August 4, 2007

Save a wave, ride a surfer

A shirt made by hollister targeted towards unknowing teenagers. Meaning, if you "save a wave," you can have sex with a surfer.

Lauren: "I bought my daughter a shirt saying save a wave, ride a surfer!"

Jenny: "You're stupid!"

by wraither September 22, 2009

slap the belly ride the waves

slap the belly ride the waves a term to describe a fat man or woman and the rippling effect given when slapped in the belly or just a long word for fat

look at her she's slap the belly ride the waves

or y'al right slap the belly ride the waves

by vintage tard October 21, 2004

collapse your wave function

To meet. Based on the fact that when a particle is "observed", its wave function collapses. Therefore, when one meets another person and observes them, one "collapses their wave function", referring to Maxwell's equation for electromagnetic propagation.

"Are your interrupts enabled ?"
"Masked until after lunch.. I gotta finish this."
"No worries, I'll collapse your wave function at about 1330."

by eighthofseven November 9, 2007

Stop surfing my waves

A response to let someone know they should stop commenting on the fact that you are expressing what they consider to be negative vibes, thoughts, feelings etc.

"I'm pretty sure that I didn't get the manager's position that's opening up in my department."

Friend: "You have to be positive... don't be sending negative waves out there."

"Stop surfing my waves."

by lsnyder October 26, 2008

suicidal tidal wave goodbye

a suicidal tidal wave goodbye is someones final goodbye by takin there own life in such a way that it effects everyone around them including there local community

how devastating did you hear that bob killed himself man such a suicidal tidal wave goodbye as its affecting everyone who has heard the sad news even the people who have never met him

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 8, 2009