Mars

If your name is Mars you must be either really gay or didn't want to name yourself after an insect or object. Or just both.

You are probably really indecisive to you ended up naming yourself after a planet and chocolate

you're socially awkward and the mom friend of the group, the most responsible one

also, you're dirty minded asf. sorry I don't make the rules.

Person 1: who's that guy?
Person 2: Oh that's Mars.
Person 1: Are they reading an enemies to lovers book during class? Damn.

by zimzalabimboob November 21, 2021

BBY Mars

This is a person who only plays fortnite and sleeps with their younger sisters at night.

7 Year old sister: Come here BBY Mars its time for my late night snack
BBY Mars: Bet.

by Guuf_y October 7, 2020

Mega Masturbation Mars

Its after Finger Free February and its the same ass Destroy Dick December but Mega Masturbation Mars is for girls

Girl 1:Are you going to do Mega Masturbation Mars?
Girl 2:Yes

by NiceForWhat November 2, 2019

Mars

A planet in the solar system. It is the 4th closest planet to the sun.

Did you know that a robot just landed on Mars?

by Ally Aquilina March 22, 2021

Mar

mar is the best person ever they are nice. If your name is mar your nice

“mar give me your airpod”
“no”

by maaria ur mom April 17, 2022

mars

.. best boy happy

i love mars

by milo !! April 2, 2021

Mars

a person that‘s a slay. Eats up everything at everything they do and never leaving crumbs.

When they breathe they eat and eat the whole cake. Is as beautiful as planet mars. If you get a mars know that they’re better than any snickers and twix. If you ever betray them just know that they know that you touched that damn bounty. They will beat you up and quit friendship with your disgusting shit. And if they don’t i‘ll just tell you now: IF YOU BETRAY A MARS WITH A BOUNTY YOU ARE DISGUSTING SHIT.
All in all Mars is a wonderful being and y‘all should respect or i‘ll spit in your ugly ass bounty bar <3

whaaaaaaa mars is such a slay. I wish i could eat a full course meal like that!!

by mars supremacy August 14, 2022