corn demolisher

A corn demolisher (korn-dee-moll-ish-her) is a lover of corn in every form. Doesn't matter if cold or warm. Born to adorn thy corn. Scorn any who mourn deformed corn. Not to toot his own horn, but he much prefers it to uninformed porn and also uses it to perform horny corny acts.

He will demolish any corn you lay near.... you have been warned.

Bulls: you should get a tramp stamp

Breaker: What would I get as a tramp stamp?

Bulls: corn demolisher

Breaker: wtf is a corn demolished

by yoshimibills March 17, 2017

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Flipping that corn

When one girl has sex with another girl to humiliate her

Damn, Jen be flipping that corn on her

by @orangetabby June 20, 2017

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Sweatle Corn

It's when a popcorn kernel falls into a girls bra and pops because of the heat and sweat. Making the corn extra salty.

Man...she has massive boobs I bet she could pop a whole bowl of sweatle corn! Yummy

by Kat L Lush October 03, 2017

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Corn Dick

A Nebraska Corn Husker fan who still believes their team is relevant and to prove it trolls other teams pages from their mothers basements, typically 50 years or older and born of incest.

That James Collman guy is a real Corn Dick, all he ever does is post stupid shit on Iowa pages and pretend he has some semblance of intelligence

by Tim Osbourne September 17, 2019

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Corn Blaster

a shit visibly containing bits of corn, blasted out your asshole in an emergency fashion. A truly awful corn blaster will project at a great angle compared to the usual shit, often spackling the side of the toilet bowl. One of the tell tale signs of a truly terrible corn blaster, is an immediately itchy asshole upon crowning.

Pete: "hey Cornelious, are you ready to go to the strong man cometition?"
Cornelious: "I just gotta get rid of this corn blaster, then we'll go."

by newbcat November 22, 2011

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