by Amishgangbanger  August 30, 2021
 Get the Funkmug.
Get the Funkmug. Wear some socks! Your funk-bite is kickin.
Brush your teeth fool! There's funk-bite leakin' out your mouthpiece.
Brush your teeth fool! There's funk-bite leakin' out your mouthpiece.
by J-1  +Automatic April 7, 2008
 Get the funk-bitemug.
Get the funk-bitemug. by Hextex December 12, 2016
 Get the rasmus adolfsson funkmug.
Get the rasmus adolfsson funkmug. When you're scrolling up and down your newsfeed, bored out of your mind. Dont have the energy to step away either....
by cosmic candy September 6, 2017
 Get the Facebook Funkmug.
Get the Facebook Funkmug. by marcotoa January 19, 2025
 Get the Funkmug.
Get the Funkmug. Simon: oh babe do me a favour , go down...
Kim: No way Simon! I'm not going anywhere near that dick funk
Kim: No way Simon! I'm not going anywhere near that dick funk
by mattpacer May 16, 2016
 Get the dick funkmug.
Get the dick funkmug. A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some Funke Faust action.
by copkyle420 November 23, 2019
 Get the funke faustmug.
Get the funke faustmug.