A wipe of the rectum that, when examined, contains both feces and various quantities of un/partially digested corn.
I forgot what I had with my steak last night, but my "corn wipe" was quick to remind me.
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"Thats clear as "corn wipe".
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"Thats clear as "corn wipe".
by Big Ry2 June 6, 2005
Get the corn wipe mug.After having vigorous butt sex, corn is lodged in the pee hole so when you go to take a piss the stream splits
Damn cherish... you gave me corn penis last night. Now you have to clean the bathroom around the toilet.
by Yanker23 December 9, 2015
Get the corn penis mug.a term used to describe the action of eating baby corn, taking a pointy shit with it, freezing it for 24 hours, then using said frozen baby corn shit to penetrate someone through any of the various body cavities, preferebly ones mouth so they too can taste the deliciousness of the baby corn.
Truman: let's go base jumping off mt. vesuvius.
Adam: no thanks, i'm busy baby corning your mom.
Truman: DAFUQ?
Adam: no thanks, i'm busy baby corning your mom.
Truman: DAFUQ?
by mlgproNOSCRUBZnoscopecumshot36 March 29, 2012
Get the baby corning mug.A Nebraska Corn Husker fan who still believes their team is relevant and to prove it trolls other teams pages from their mothers basements, typically 50 years or older and born of incest.
That James Collman guy is a real Corn Dick, all he ever does is post stupid shit on Iowa pages and pretend he has some semblance of intelligence
by Tim Osbourne September 17, 2019
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Get the Corn Vision mug.a shit visibly containing bits of corn, blasted out your asshole in an emergency fashion. A truly awful corn blaster will project at a great angle compared to the usual shit, often spackling the side of the toilet bowl. One of the tell tale signs of a truly terrible corn blaster, is an immediately itchy asshole upon crowning.
Pete: "hey Cornelious, are you ready to go to the strong man cometition?"
Cornelious: "I just gotta get rid of this corn blaster, then we'll go."
Cornelious: "I just gotta get rid of this corn blaster, then we'll go."
by newbcat November 21, 2011
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