Lauren Conrad is the main charactor on a bullshit "reality" tv show caled the Hills. She used to be fat and ugly, now she is chuuby and ugly. She has "beef curtains" and is a pig nose. Hate her as much as me? Give me a thumbs up!!!!!
Lauren Conrad- I am soooo smart and pretty
Me- No, look at the world around you. You see, i live in L.A. and I practically TRIP over girls better looking then you, thinner, and SMARTER! You are a dumb pathetic excuse for a Californian and i hope your show is cancelled. Its not like it is REAL!
Lauren- .......I like ugly boys!.....Do I smell CHEESE!?!?!?!?
*runs into wall*
Me- ......ah, American youth at its best... *sarcasism*
Me- No, look at the world around you. You see, i live in L.A. and I practically TRIP over girls better looking then you, thinner, and SMARTER! You are a dumb pathetic excuse for a Californian and i hope your show is cancelled. Its not like it is REAL!
Lauren- .......I like ugly boys!.....Do I smell CHEESE!?!?!?!?
*runs into wall*
Me- ......ah, American youth at its best... *sarcasism*
by Taylor the biggest bitch October 12, 2007
Get the Lauren Conradmug. by LaurenHater3756 January 20, 2010
Get the Lauren Calledmug. Lauren and Chloe are two of the bhaddes bitties out there. They are some of the craziest people this world has ever seen but also some of the coolest people the world has needed. If you ever find a duo like this you know you’re set for life, even if they may seem a little sketchy at first.
Person 1: Hey, did you guys hear about lauren and chloe?
Person 2: YEAH MAN! They are some crazy chicks!!
Person 2: YEAH MAN! They are some crazy chicks!!
by krunner May 3, 2020
Get the lauren and chloemug. by hyejoo from loona January 13, 2021
Get the Lauren Drurymug. Lauren Murchison is the most true friend ever she never lite anything before friends and family and she is gorgeous and she is so caring but she isn’t the smartest! she is also the funniest out of all her friends and can make you laugh so easily and she is very goofy and loveable
by lauren murchison June 15, 2020
Get the lauren murchisonmug. the gayest mfer ever. him and alexander hamilton were so gay for each other it’s literally crazy. john laurens is literally the definition of gay. he’s also dead so it all makes sense
“i was up all night last night listening to ‘the story of tonight (reprise)’ and crying because john laurens really didn’t make it to see their glory”
“john laurens and alexander hamilton were so in love omg”
“john laurens and alexander hamilton were so in love omg”
by johnlaurensxalexhamilton April 16, 2022
Get the john laurensmug. Just an absolute beast in bed, Everyone enjoys her company because when you are in a bar she can pull any guy she wants. She is really good at sailing and she also has really strong game with guys.
by JaphetTanganga September 26, 2020
Get the lauren hillmug.