florida ounces

reddit post posted on February 7, 2022 by snapwillow ironically on r/nostupidquestions that went ridiculously viral on the platform.

"didn't think much of this when I lived in Florida. Many products were labeled in Florida ounces. But now that I live in another state I'm surprised to see products still labeled with Florida ounces.

I looked up 'Florida ounces' but couldn't find much information about them. Google doesn't know how to convert them to regular ounces."
"fl oz stands for fluid ounces not florida ounces"
"oh fuck!"
"water is a state I can understand how this is confusing."
by OKAY THEN KGG February 25, 2022
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Florida Gamer

Can also be written as FloG
A gamer that doesn’t fit the stereotypical obese man living in his mom’s basement. This mostly comes from the fact that most homes in Florida don’t have basements.
Andy: Bruh my mom doesn’t let me get a gaming pc cuz she’s afraid that I’ll wind up “unhealthy” but I keep telling her than I’m a Florida Gamer, I’m not like them.
Drew: Yeah that word meaning not a stereotypical gamer. I guess you’re one.
Andy: I am one! A real good FloG. I work out, I eat healthy, I don’t wear glasses, the list just goes on and on.
by Daiohsama August 02, 2020
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Florida fuckfan

The act of shitting, throwing it in a fan, and letting it splat all over your partners face.
Yea man I gave her a florida fuckfan last night”
by the Florida fapper November 12, 2023
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Florida Missle

Noun: A beer bottle thrown from a moving vehicle typically at another moving vehicle or individual/group of individuals.
I saw the SOB that stole my surfboard so I launched a Florida missle at him!
by Jethro Bodean Jr IV January 04, 2025
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Ava Florida

The most BEAUTIFUL gurl. You MUST give her plenty of gifts and money, she deserves it. She’s probably best friends with gurls that are also STUNNING. She is a DIVA and is kinda a big back, but still body goals! If you know an Ava Florida, hug her rn!
a) did you see that beautiful rich gurl?
b) lemme guess, her name is Ava Florida?
a) how’d you know?
by TotallyNotAnAva230 February 02, 2025
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Florida Day

A holiday on April 3, where Florida men supposedly reach their max power.
Tread carefully on April 3......
"Yo man, Florida Day is tomorrow"
by PopeChad June 26, 2022
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Florida Maracca

A jar full of prescription pain pills that when shaken in hand, the sounds resembles that of a maracca.

There's a pain pill epidemic that allows out of state citizens to drive to Florida, get diagnosed and buy pills for cash at the same clinic. Pills like oxy's, roxy's, xanax, Percocet, vicadin etc...
I drove down south this weekend to buy pills for cash again.... Now when I go out to the bar tonight all I have to do is shake that Florida Maracca and all the women come running. Gets me laid every time!
by Don'tSpaceCakes October 28, 2013
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