florida yankee

A term most frequently used by other Southerners who aren't from Florida. It means the kinda guy you see drunk as hell in your local gas station who never shuts up about his long trip up I-95

"That car rolling around on the street with no driver has a Florida license plate. Must belong to that Florida Yankee inside the gas station."

by Skeeter the beater March 27, 2018

South Florida Pussy Cheese

The white, fragrant crumbles of moist cheesy like matter tha develop and appear inside a South Florida female's pussy after she walks around outside for very long with labia lips rubbing together in the oppressive humidity and rotting decay of South Florida. For 10 months of the year, t's almost 90% humidity every day.

If you're into that sort of funk, then just break out the Sociable Crackers.

Thanks to the disgusting rotting humid weather herev in Southeast Florida, South Florida Pussy Cheese is available for at least 10 months of the year.

If South Florida Pussy Cheese is not attended to daily, it can quickly turn into A South Florida Black Mold Pussy of Death. If you put that on the Sociable Cracker and eat it, you will die.

That stunning girl over there turns into a disgusting THOT in South Florida after her vagina develops stanky South Florida Pussy Cheese.

by Bosundave121 October 17, 2023

Florida fuckfan

The act of shitting, throwing it in a fan, and letting it splat all over your partners face.

“Yea man I gave her a florida fuckfan last night”

by the Florida fapper November 11, 2023

Florida Pipe Cleaner

A sexual act that has the cleaning of a man’s urethra with a Dollar Store pipe cleaner

Oh man that Florida Pipe Cleaner was much needed tonight Steve

by Mike7493 April 9, 2019

Florida

state that represses minorities with laws and policy's, making life hard.

Florida lets us gerrymander minorities right out of voting so their voice can't be heard

by dip in the road August 30, 2023

Florida Womper

A Florida womper is a crazy crack head that can’t decide over crack and tweak

This dude named Kyle is a Florida Womper

by KvngSkitzo July 15, 2020

Florida Headphones

This is when you have a punk rock chic with a shaved head and she is begging to be T-Bagged. You simply come up from behind her....then , You have tilt her head back slightly while looking up at you. While you as dropping your balls on her face and in her mouth you gently release a solid turd across the top of her bald head from ear to ear. You have just given FLORIDA HEADPHONES

Man, dude...last night that chic wanted to T-Bag her and dip my balls in her mouth... so I did ...but decided she needed some FLORIDA HEADPHONES. She loved it

by BullJams November 18, 2020