Hoe Bot

Myspace spam in the form of a beautiful (though often not) girl who wants be your friend, talk to you, or be your girlfriend. Generally they are completely fictional, but sometimes they will actually have conversations with you via instant messaging.Most likely, you'll be talking to a man.

"IT'S A TRAP! Dude, that girl doesn't want to be your friend, she's a Hoe Bot and she wants you to pay fifteen bucks a month for her pornsite."

by smokeycut December 26, 2008

Flatulence hoe

a hood rat who farts during the act

Oh shiz!! Get outta here flatulence hoe, you farted on my face!!

by TombolaTagada April 23, 2009

hoe logic

the way in which a very promiscuous girl/guy validates their reasons for their actions or feelings

I wish I could understand hoe logic.

by bobsburgersbitch March 23, 2016

instagram hoe

a girl who post provokative pictures on instagram for boys to fiend over but act stuck up when the boy tries talk to her

a thirst trapper

man, dont try to @ her she's and instagram hoe

NO DONT LIKE THAT, ITS AN INSTAGRAM HOE THIRST TRAP

by kingFinessee November 29, 2013

Hoes Mad

A phrasal meme originating from Famous Dex's 2015 track "Hoes Mad."

It is generally used when females are expressing anger in an irrational manner.

Bro 1: Dude my girlfriends been going crazy for no fucking reason as of late
Bro 2: It's OK dude, hoes mad, now let's go smoke some weed.

by sinmeister2002 May 9, 2019

Undercover hoe

A girl that acts like she's all innocent but it a hoe that loves sucking dxxk

This girl loved sucking me off behind doors no names undercover hoe

by Undercover hoe October 3, 2015

granola hoe

granola girls, but sluttier. they like hiking and biking and nature, but wear short-shorts and crop tops. they eat natural foods because it’s good for you but also to keep that figure slim. most likely accompanied by a granola boy, whom they are probably dating, or have known since their very first year in summer camp. granola hoes don’t wear a lot of makeup, they are naturally really pretty, and a lot of boys find them attractive. they own hydroflasks with stickers from places they have hiked at, and tie friendship bracelets to the lids of them. they also use kanken backpacks in a pastel shade, and own either the green or purple iphone 11. granola hoes are usually found on trails, which are their natural habitat. catch one if you can.

“bro check out that chick, she’s hot”
“she gives total granola hoe vibes”

by simp for you June 20, 2020