Nice Tits

Something done in a fashion that is spectacular, above and beyond, or way cool

Joe Shmo: Hey dad I got an A on my spelling test

Mr. Shmo: Hey son, nice tits

by MR MUSTANG THE BEE May 15, 2011

nice penguin

A description of a chocolate bar which one feels to have been above average in quality, thus prompting much praise for the manufacturer for its hard work and part in making one's day slightly better, despite the clear fact that the chocolate bars are all identical. One can subsequently expect rejection from one's friendship group by virtue of being an ignorant halfwit.

Person: Mmm, that was a particularly nice penguin.

Former Friend: Shut up; you fucking halfwit nonce.

by Аnоn December 31, 2011

Nice Nick

When someone unknowingly comments on a topic within a group chat or conversation that has already been broached and discussed by everyone else

Monday - “Hey guys did you see that Levi hooked up with that Frenchie???” (conversation ensues)

6 days later - (Nick) “Levi you hooked up with that French chick?!”

(Everyone else) “Nice Nick”

by druidking89 January 4, 2023

Nice guy

Anyone named Marco is a nice guy, if not the nicest guy you can ever meet in your life

"Have you seen Marco yet?"
"No, but I've heard he's a pretty nice guy."

by Draveeeennn November 6, 2022

Nice cock

A saying such as Bria before hoes

Woah bro, that’s a Nice cock

by Iamsheep June 12, 2022

Nice guy

A nice guy is anybody who believes that if one person shows another person of the opposite gender any small gesture of niceness, the first person is absolutely interested romantically/sexually and both persons absolutely should date/smash.

This can go both ways: a nice guy buying a girl flowers and so now she owes him sex; or a girl touching a nice guy's arm and that means she's in love with him.

Nice guy: I guess being nice and being myself is a curse for girls.
Girl: It's probably the whining on FaceBook and the "I'm nice so fuck me" attitude, actually.

by niceguydefinition May 21, 2022

*shmack* nice!

The clicking of the lips , followed by a claim of joy

Hey Jackie you look nice in that dress tonight!

Well dean , I've actually got Austioperosis and and increasing scyzopheria so that I'm starting to look for comfort in necrophilia

*shmack* nice!

by Absolute belta May 16, 2017