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Natural disasters

Something some are using as an excuse to try and run people off.
They had convinced people living there that it was a good idea to relocate, even though they had lived there for years, based on natural disasters and climate change.
by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022
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naturally asspirated

Refers to a person's digestive system dat is able to eliminate intestinal-pressure by farting "unassisted"; i.e., it can just pass gas "on its own", without having someone else come and squeeze da person's abdomen to help him "let 'er rip".
In his chapter, "A Tactful Remedy", famous veterinarian-author James Herriot describes his dilemma with a huge boxer-dog dat had a terrible flatulence issue; da dog was definitely 100% "naturally asspirated" in dat he farted effortlessly and totally "on his own", with no need for "assistive hand-pressure" or "supplementary squeezing" to force said obnoxious vapors to exit, da way dat da ultra-pampered Pekingese Tricki Woo had become from eating his favorite super-calorie-rich "people foods" diet and thus often could not pass waste on his own. Da socially-discreet Herriot solved da problem by gently suggesting dat da ultra-genteel and dignified owner of said gigantic amiable-natured-but-odiferous-butted pooch give him away to a crusty old fogy who had lost his sense of smell sometime earlier.
by QuacksO April 6, 2021
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Nature herpes

Sand or fune dirt you can't get out or off of anything. As if it were herpes
The sand won't get out of my truck it's been like 3 weeks. What is it nature herpes.
by Taxobelll July 6, 2024
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natural november

Girls have to be natural

No makeup no contour no eyelashes no wigs no dying hair

Let’s see how u girls last the whole month
by We Hate Gays November 2, 2019
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Nature's Nutella

The creamiest and purest form of free range, non GMO, FDA approved organic Nutella. Commonly referred to as: shit.

My friend Cale loves his nature Nutella. Go send my homie some love.
Cale's Instagram: @calmrrsn.13
"I hear rumors that Cathy hasn't wiped in over a week. Gonna go get me some of that nature's Nutella".
by lilmidge April 19, 2022
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Wicked natured

The opposite of good natured.
She wasn't going to tell people she was wicked natured, she knew that she was less likely to end up alone with a good natured facade. She also knew that not as many people trusted a wicked natured person, for good reason.
by The Original Agahnim August 22, 2021
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Natural hat trick

The act of pissing, shitting and then jerking off in the same toilet during a single bathroom visit.
I went for a piss, that turned into a poop, and then I jerked off because of the porn I watched while I was pooping. The natural hat trick!
by 220swifty August 7, 2022
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