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Natalie is the name of a girl who has a face only a mother can love, she is hideous inside and out, extremely mentally ill, and probably has a massive chin. Girls named natalie also have a nickname (crimson chin). legend has it that if you turn the lights off and whisper “crimson” 6 times in a mirror, she’ll drive your car drunk! beware of the beast that is a woman named natalie, she also LOVES to bottle feed, date rape, and say racial slurs. Keep all Natalies at least 1000 feet away from black sororities, she will invade, destroy, capture, and brainwash any innocent person she can. and for the men, be careful. I know that giant chin, bad fake tan, fried hair, golden teeth, and dwarf nose might look appealing, but her acidic, rancid vagina destroys all that is brave enough to enter. ⚠️ ‼️IT WILL DESTROY YOUR PENIS‼️⚠️ stay safe and keep about 15 miles away from all natalie’s in your general vicinity. i pray for society, and feel for her victims.
“have you seen natalie?”
“no but i smelt her!!”
by danielmeyer November 23, 2023
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Natalie has a cracking rack a dark sense of humour and a pert arse. Natalie is naturally beautiful and shines bright even in a carefree comfortable state...

However Natalie can destroy the toughest person with her wit.
Can belittle any man with her rage.
Has hairy toes.
A loud mouth on an innocent looking person.
Natalie only likes men with big cocks.
Natalie can't drive very well.
Natalie is the bomb
by Paddytheape November 24, 2023
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Omg Natalie is a hoeee
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Natalie is loyal, clumsy, not good at sports, sttuborn, and funny. She stans Blackpink, likes chicken nuggets, loves dressing up, and loves noodles. She does not like arguing. She does not like drama but causes it without knowing it. She is loyal but drops people with no hesitation if they are toxic. She can't hold a convo for more than 10 minutes. The people she likes reject her. She has a small friend group. She likes playing chess even though she is not good at it.
Natalie is weird but not crazy.

Sometimes I feel like Natalie doesn't listen to me.
by Natyeppo November 21, 2021
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Natalie, a kind friend who'd always stick by your side especially when you need them. They are very caring, thoughtful, intelligent, funny, beautiful, and just overall an amazing person. You'd be very lucky to have one in your life. <3
Natalie is so pretty and humorous!
by shfjsjg November 21, 2021
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Natalie is a beautiful girl with nice eyes she’s fun to be around and matches energy !
Natalie’s a bad bitch
by @fuckkyouuho333 November 22, 2021
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Natalie has no friends
by OHKU November 10, 2021
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