A restraint hold used by the police to choke the shit out of a fence jockey until he allows himself to be handcuffed or he dies. Either is OK with the police.
by Landric April 03, 2003
A sexual act in which a willing woman does not shave her armpits for a month and a man begins thrusting into it until he ejaculates.
by SpaceDonkey January 16, 2011
Spruce Moose, the tall guy who walks with a swagger and drools a lot, frequently found talking on his cell phone to nobody. Yelling out obcenities such as "hit that pussy" "Thats easy pussy" and the ever so popular "I already hit that pussy". You can find this man walking on the bridge by himself after the club closes.
Oh shit, here comes the Spruce Moose!
by Nathan Bruce September 05, 2006
A derogatory term for the size of a woman's sideways sloppy joe. It is when a woman's cooter cleavage is clearly visible through her form-fitting clothing, aka spandex. It is definitely a hot fashion statement.
Man, I thought my weiner looked big when I wore speedos, but that chick's moose knuckle has got me beat by a long shot.
by danny January 13, 2004
by E-F-D February 16, 2011
by Sfhhgdcvhj March 13, 2019
The condition you're in when you're having an awful day at work, or are otherwise feeling worthless and crapped upon.
In reference to the 2009 Superbowl commercial - Monster: "Moose"
In reference to the 2009 Superbowl commercial - Monster: "Moose"
by HexMaster February 03, 2009