Moose Job

A sexual act in which a willing woman does not shave her armpits for a month and a man begins thrusting into it until he ejaculates.

Tom-Dude I just got a Moose Job from Irma!

Joe-Dude! That sounds terribly uncomfortable!

by SpaceDonkey January 16, 2011

moose monkey

A restraint hold used by the police to choke the shit out of a fence jockey until he allows himself to be handcuffed or he dies. Either is OK with the police.

Yo, the cops put the moose monkey on Jawan until he done got kilt and shit

by Landric April 3, 2003

spruce moose

Spruce Moose, the tall guy who walks with a swagger and drools a lot, frequently found talking on his cell phone to nobody. Yelling out obcenities such as "hit that pussy" "Thats easy pussy" and the ever so popular "I already hit that pussy". You can find this man walking on the bridge by himself after the club closes.

Oh shit, here comes the Spruce Moose!

by Nathan Bruce September 4, 2006

moose knuckle

A derogatory term for the size of a woman's sideways sloppy joe. It is when a woman's cooter cleavage is clearly visible through her form-fitting clothing, aka spandex. It is definitely a hot fashion statement.

Man, I thought my weiner looked big when I wore speedos, but that chick's moose knuckle has got me beat by a long shot.

by danny January 13, 2004

Octo-moose

A moose with four arms and four legs.

"Look", said Hamish and Sean, "There's an Octo-moose over there"

by Hamish and Sean July 31, 2008

The Rusty Moose

Two parties face each other, standing up, about three apart. One party bends over forward and puts their head between the other party's legs. They then proceed to flip the second party onto their back and still stay horizontal. The party on top licks the anus of the other party. The party on bottom shakes their head and tickles the crotch of the top party.

Grant gave Bart the Rusty Moose last week.

by m3ow April 18, 2010

Moose fever

Rare ailment caused by the practice of drinking raw moose blood.

Symptoms of Moose Fever include: lethargy, muscle aches, excessive yawning and impotence. In extreme cases if left untreated can lead to coma and death.

by The Incredible Dynamo December 6, 2007