monk sack

The religous practice of removing ones penis, but leaving the scrotum intact; thereby eliminating the abilty to perform sexual acts but not the desire. Often performed by Buhdist monks.

Monks have it rough! Imagine never being able to rub one out!

Why?
Because they have a Monk Sack!

by Twiste 13 December 2, 2013

Return to monke

Kind of like Flowers for Algernon, another excuse not to have respect another person never needed in the first place for some retard.

You think the guy should move to a cabin in Montana and change his name to Ted, perhaps talk about getting a sex change like Ted? Would that make him return to monke with no y at the end? It's great when people actually know what the fuck they are talking about.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

monke

monke, monkey, monkee

hey monkey, u wanna monke

by monke> June 1, 2022

Monk Land

A Minecraft realm created by me.
My friends play it.
We are monkey.
We pog gmear.

"I am weird"
"Oh, you must play Monk Land"
"Oh yes, agreed"

by maxeylol January 19, 2021

gattist monk

A negative, but light hearted phrase used toward others and friends. Usefull if they have screwed up, are being silly or making you cringe

"hey man, look at me act like a walrus"

"you gattist monk"

by Lozg1234 March 22, 2012

MONKS

monks is everything and anything

Brock: Yo i failed the test
Me: damn thats monks
Brock 2: Yo i got a 100
Me: Damn thats Monks!

by monksisahoodnigga April 18, 2024

Monke

A terrible, overused joke that made me hate and disgust monkeys.

(Friend:) Hey! Have you heard of monke?
(Me:) You aren't my friend anymore.

by Ares, Weeb God February 23, 2021