Monke

Monke is uh oh. Stinky. Poo

Man 1: hey i just saw monke!
Man 2: wow! Me too
Man 1: where?
Man 2: IN UR MOMY'S HOUSE!

by ColdWheels69420 January 14, 2021

Dumpster monk

A dumpster monk is a monkey who likes porches and likes to dig through trash to make it through the winter and they love chicken.

look at that dumpster monk dig though the trash

by monk man65969696969 April 14, 2021

Monk Mentality

The mentality one has to use to win low elo league of legends games.

Ogima starting using the "monk mentality" to win his lane and carry the game.

by Ogima October 30, 2023

MONKE

MONKE STRONG NOT WEAK

MONKE SMART MONKE BEAT GODZILLA MONKE EAT BANANA

by Big slimJim March 7, 2021

monk sack

The religous practice of removing ones penis, but leaving the scrotum intact; thereby eliminating the abilty to perform sexual acts but not the desire. Often performed by Buhdist monks.

Monks have it rough! Imagine never being able to rub one out!

Why?
Because they have a Monk Sack!

by Twiste 13 December 2, 2013

Return to monke

Kind of like Flowers for Algernon, another excuse not to have respect another person never needed in the first place for some retard.

You think the guy should move to a cabin in Montana and change his name to Ted, perhaps talk about getting a sex change like Ted? Would that make him return to monke with no y at the end? It's great when people actually know what the fuck they are talking about.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

Monk Land

A Minecraft realm created by me.
My friends play it.
We are monkey.
We pog gmear.

"I am weird"
"Oh, you must play Monk Land"
"Oh yes, agreed"

by maxeylol January 19, 2021