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Mobile Legends

A 5v5 game, it is popular among Asian countries and others. This bad boi eats your battery even though you're not playing it. It burns up your data so quickly.

This game is also a waste of time since all you do is walk around and fight some white niggas.
Friend : Hey wanna play mobile Legends

Me : Oh I heard they made that game in a bathroom

Friend : How did you exist
by POOP BRUXH ZD July 22, 2018
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Mole's Curse

A dark and powerful mole spell was placed on Mole long long ago. This curse ensures that no matter how hard he tries, shes not gonna suck his dick. Mole's curse is the potent energy that ensures george's law is always maintained. The curse has manifested itself physically in the form of Starbucks-Mole has made so many coffee runs there for pussy without success that it has taken on the spell's evil attributes. The only way to break the curse and save Mole now is to destroy all Starbucks forever, which as we all know is impossible.
Mole: "I'm gonna go make a starbucks run for Megan, maybe then she will suck my dick."
George: "She's not gonna suck your dick man"
Mole: "Fuck you George!"
George: "No, really, she won't suck your dick. It has been scientifically proven with years of data and ample amounts of empirical evidence to back it up. I warn you Mole, if you keep going to Starbucks then Mole's curse will only grow in power."
by L^3 Society July 14, 2009
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mole

A person who is half human half mole due to their love of staying in dark rooms and sleeping for ridiculously extended periods of time
stuart is such a mole, I can't even tell he's human anymore
by bananavsmole September 1, 2010
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wanker mobile

A regular car that has been modified in the attempt to make it look like a sports car. Often has windows darkened with black see through sticky back plastic, an exhaust you could put your head in and more often than not has a huge bass music system in it that requires a small powerstation to run.
Look at that chav in his clio wanker mobile
by Wonky December 14, 2008
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Mole Hole

When you jump naked into a big pile of snow with a boner, and you make a hole.
Jeff: My little brother made a snow fort yesterday.
Frank: Did you mole hole it?
Jeff: Hellll yeaaaa
by pooperdoodles December 26, 2011
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spide-mobile

The oh-so-cool snazed up cheap car driven by 'norn iron's' rodent problem.
They tend to be driven with bass speakers installed and at full volume playing the latest song (I say this in want of a more suitable word), oh, and shouting at people on the street, whom they wouldn't normaly say anything to unless they had 5:1 odds.
A favorite cry to be uttered from the spide-mobile is the infamous ~ "fookin' hippie!"
by cray October 31, 2005
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purple mole

a mole on ur face tht is very ugly and it is on ur right ( the person hu has it ) and usually is on uhly ass bitches named irene.
Irene has a PURPLE mole, she is such a slut!
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