like a mile of bad road

Not as ugly as 100 miles of bad road but still not as good looking as you would liked it to be.

“You guys make great babies.Ours look like a mile of bad road.”

Quote from Black Mirror episode Striking Vipers

by IKISME December 21, 2020

2-mile spanking line

The thing from spongebob that fetishists dream of experiencing

Man I really want to feel the 2-mile spanking line.

by Crunk Ain’t dead September 07, 2019

Mile high club sandwich

A threesome that occurs mid-flight on an aeroplane

'How was your flight?'
'Pretty good. I had a mile high club sandwich.'
'Damn! I didn't even get a bag of peanuts.'

by Jim Barry June 11, 2019

pussy got low miles

Women that had sex with less men, than you can count with one hand.

"The nigga fuck, she could count that shit on the hand,...... Her pussy got low miles" - Plies

by EinsteinJackson December 30, 2016

Mile high French dip

When one puts just the tip of his or her tongue in a pilot's butt. For a brief period after 9/11, it was often referred to as the "Mile High Freedom Dip".

The flight attendant was so impressed by and grateful for the maneuvering of Charles "Sully" Sullenberger that she gave him a mile high French dip.

by EioDesign September 20, 2015

100 mile an hour pen

An instrument used to calculate the time required to get to a given destination with a tractor-trailer . A dispatchers favorite tool, it does not allow for unnecessary stops such as, hygiene, nutrition, fuel, or repairs.

"My dispatcher has a 100 mile an hour pen and I drive a 55 mile an hour truck."

by Undun May 20, 2015

I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)

When I wake up, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When I go out, yeah, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
If I get drunk, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver, hey, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you

But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

When I'm working, yes, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
And when the money comes in for the work I do
I'll pass almost every penny on to you
When I come home (When I come home), oh, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And if I grow old, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you

But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da

When I'm lonely, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you
And when I'm dreaming, well, I know I'm gonna dream
I'm gonna dream about the time when I'm with you
When I go out (When I go out), well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
And when I come home (When I come home), yes, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home with you
I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you

But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da

And I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)

by Death Menace October 24, 2022