midnight labia

The dark, damp, old penny tasting lady part that seems to not have been washed for days.

"I went to go down on Sue, but man she has such a bad case on Midnight Labia....it was like a mouthful of hot wet old pennies!"

by Hugaboom August 7, 2016

Midnight Hotel

A hotel with very basic beds installed into the building. They can sleep 50 people. They have exemplary security staff.

I was driving from Madison, Wisconsin to Alexandria, Virginia so I rested at a midnight hotel.

by silverseal September 19, 2011

Midnight Munching

A midnight snack.

My mom didn’t know I was midnight munching when she was asleep.

by Misty Marcaño September 17, 2023

Midnight Tan

A term to describe a person with very a dark skin tone

Person 1: Dude, did you see how dark that guy was?
Person 2: That guy totally had a midnight tan!

by SkeetzBallz420xx69 October 16, 2024

Midnight Roamers

A pack of friends who would rather roam the streets of their towns/city at midnight than during the day.

We called eachother bestfriends though the term never really stuck to me. We were more like Midnight Roamers than bestfriends but hey, I earned myself 3 loyal friends.

by mustardmuffins October 2, 2015

midnight ballerina

A stripper

I used to be a midnight ballerina, but now I am just an influencer on Instagram.

by anonymous March 18, 2024

Midnight Dreary

A sex worker's rump.

I came upon a Midnight Dreary.

by LadyStix September 8, 2021