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Matthew

The jazziest person alive, able to turn any concerto into jazz with a simple Bb.

Always has a big ego, and doesn’t know how to shut up about getting first chair in every orchestra he’s in.
mmmm matthew knows jazz
I wish Matthew would just not be the best at orchestra
by 22nd chair June 15, 2021
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Matthew

He's the most SUS guy you will ever meet
Matthew: Imma slap yo buttcheek
Me: SUS
by Keiran Nobly June 20, 2021
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Matthew Lush

A so called god of myspace. And in the top ten on youtube. Has soo many friends on myspace that all added him because he is good looking.
All his friends on that site are emos who think it's cool too to be emo and go too starbucks.
Matthew Lush tends too have his myspace page theme consistently changed to whatever is the latest rad thing too do.
Ha thinks he looks cool with a giant cup of starbucks coffe covering half his page.
He thinks he's different because he drinks it, but in actual fact tons of preps and other enemies of the large emo population like to go to starbucks.

People say he is such an inspiration because he has spent a lot of time trying to convince the world too be vegan/vegetarian.
But the people who say he is an inspiration know that matthew just does it for attention and does not actually care about animals.
They also know that they are just complimenting him so they can try get his attention and feel really rad when their emo friends see that Matthew Lush has commented them.

Matthew Lush and his myspace is just one big empire of dirt. Everything about him and the friends on his space is fake. He is only preaching about vegetarian too look cool.
He claims too care so much about others yet all his top friends are gorgeus looking.
He bases people on their looks. And seems too only talk too the good looking ones who comment his page.
Matthew Lush: I feel like a iced tea

Followers: Oh wow your so cool! you like iced tea and your gay and you think your hot. That is like so hot and rad. I'm so sad your gay :(
by Porridgey December 14, 2008
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Matthew

One of the lamest people you will ever meet in your life. Any time you invite him to anything he will make an excuse not to come, such as having to do something with the family. Basically a douchebag in every sense of the word.
Hey paging Dr. Faggot. Damn it Matthew just answer the question
by Shimmer and glitter February 6, 2010
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Matthew

The hottest man in the world he gets all the girls and will rock your world
Man did you see Matthew yesterday he was a beast
by Beast mode nigga July 7, 2016
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Matthew

He has a HUGE COCK.

Generally is very hot and has sexy blue eyes.

He is very muscular and athletic.

Is big on the outside ;), but sensitive and caring on the inside.
OMG is that a Matthew? Look at the size of his cock!

Oh you will never catch him, his dick brings all the girls to the yard. Damn right its bigger than yours!

OMG look at that guy's sexy blue eyes.

That is a Matthew, yeah they are all so sexy and muscular.
by Mother Of God November 17, 2013
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Matthew Cook

Matthew Cook is generally an annoying person, He thinks he is top shit but in reality he is just a slave who massages all the Ryan's backs.
Hey look! He is massaging someone. It must be a Ryan and a Matthew Cook
by BOBTHESCAFFOLDER September 14, 2020
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