marco vlahos

A guy with a bolomphous cock and a hairy, tight pussy. He is also that guy with a laugh that that sounds like he wants a cock in his mouth. I AM THIS PERSON. I AM LOOKING FOR SEX. I NEED JESUS.

Suck my Marco Vlahos

by RIP_THE_DAb October 17, 2017

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Marcos

The most BOMBEST BADDY 🙌 with luscious eyelashes to the gods and a wonderful sense of humor. Could pull damn near any human bean on the face of this earth with his beautiful natural face but when he puts on a makeup lewk 💁 ♀️ It’s otherworldly okay. If you got a Marcos in your life, keep him and cherish him because you will NEVERRRR find another person as amazing as him. Slay.

“I was going to do a basic look today but then I thought, no. Marcos that shit up. And now I look like Rihanna”

by Hashsmokinslayerrrr November 23, 2021

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marcos

verb
1. to rob a person or an entire country

did you know that Ferdinand has marcosed $10 billion?

by tudela massacre February 28, 2022

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Marcos

A term coined after Philippine dictator Ferdinand E. Marcos who was ousted by the Filipino people and Guinness Book record-holder for greatest robbery in government.
"Marcos" (v.) - Rob or steal

Minarcos ko to sa tindahan. (I marcosed it from the store.)

by Ac_corps January 11, 2022

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