Jacob May

The Absolute KING of Zoom Trolling. The moment he joins your zoom, you better end the call.

I ran into Jacob May on my zoom the other day, he made my teacher kill herself.

by 6dogz February 10, 2021

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may 30

a gay person was born on this day

"i was born on may 30"
"oh so you´re gay?"

by yourmommx May 27, 2022

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may 2020

A shit month. Someone shoulda told god to just skip this month cus nothing good came out of it

Black man: i actually didn’t really like how that policeman killed the bla-
White Policeman: SHUT UP LIBTARD *shoots rubber bullets*
Everyone: holy shit fuck May 2020

by Cocknballnballncock May 31, 2020

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May 2nd

National cuddle day is May 2nd. But who knows, maybe it ends with a nice fuck.

Person 1: What day it is?
Person 2: It's May 2nd!
Person 1: WOW it's cuddle (and maybe fuck later) day!
Person 2: oh I didn't remember!! Come to my house!

by cloooondikee April 30, 2019

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If you're born on may 5 that means ur so fucking hot like bro I believe you can get ur fucking crush just by a wink. May 5 is when HOT people are born. Ur also crazy. crazy as fuck. BUT MAN LIKE IM NOT EVEN GONNA LIE UR HOTTER THAN THE BOTTOM OF MY LAPTOP.

"omg my crush is so fucking hot"
"prob born on may 5"
"how tf you know that"

by Ayko < 3 August 9, 2022

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