-Sadists and Massacists- Leather, whips, chains. Think about people who get turned on by being beaten to within an inch of their lives. It's surprising to see this definition undefined, I would have assumed Urbandictionary junkies to be major S and M freaks. Note- Not all S and M is sexually, some people get the pleasure out of just being bound or hit.

Guy 1:Dude we are going down to the club tonight and there's this chick there who's going to whip us with a chain until we bleed.
Guy 2:SWEET!
Guy 3:Can I bring my latex bodysuit?

S and M by Azaru March 29, 2005

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L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"

John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L. by Jake Opp November 10, 2011

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S.O.M.F.

abr. -Sit on my Face; To face sit; the art of sitting on the opposite sex's face with out under wear and get oral sex.

Dude, Your girl said you was asking her to do a S.O.M.F. to you.

S.O.M.F. by Anonymous314 May 4, 2008

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