lobster brit

an extremely sunburnt tourist from europe

im going to the beach to check for lobster brits to laugh at

by chuckles899 October 16, 2014

Lobster Bussin

When something is hella juicy or flavorful. Whether it is sexual or non sexual.

I need shorty to give me a sampler of that top because dem lips Lobster Bussin.

by Dac_The_Rip March 27, 2021

lobster

a skinny woman with a large butt, as in "all the meat is in the back"

Dude, that chick is a total lobster, check out that ass!

by E dirt September 6, 2018

Lobster Claw

The delicate yet ferocious act of inserting four fingers in a female’s vagina and a thumb in her anus and then locking eyes with her as you proceed to mimic a lobster claw opening and closing otherwise known as “clacking” all while making the iconic lobster claw clacking sound.

This iconic power sex move and saying was originated and coined by none other than the legendary man of mystery and international Latin lover sensation “Juan Jeremy of San Antonio, Tx”.

Bro, I gave this bitch the Ol’ LOBSTER CLAW! Four in the pink and one in the stink and started making the clacking sound like CLACK-CLACK-CLACK-CLACK

by Juan Jeremy 210 April 19, 2024

Lobster Buffet

Buttering up your genitals and letting your partner eat it like juice lobster.

“I didn’t know butter had a place in the bedroom but then I tried the lobster buffet”

by Burt f March 15, 2023

Lobster Legionnaire

A member of the online army found on Discord, the Lobster Legion. Is the rank below Lobster Centurion.

A Lobster Legionnaire is a soldier in the Lobster Legion.

by Lobster Lady March 6, 2023

Secret Society of Lobster People

A secret society dedicated to the lobsterfication of everything. But this is a secret, so obviosly foret about it and don't mention it to anyone. Its too weird to even consider being real anyway, so just forget about it. OK?

The SSLP also has deep and loving investment in the Flanders and extended family. Tamsin, Mom, Dad, extended family and relationships are the most important people to the SSLP.

The Secret Society of Lobster People doesn't exist so forget about it.

by iloveandmissuall December 22, 2014