Lemon Jizzle

When right before you are about to cum in a women, you grab a lemon and shove it straight up her puss puss.

I gave my girlfriend the Lemon Jizzle last night!

by ougwdv September 12, 2019

sniffin lemons

A moment of anger that causes you to breath heavily while making a facial expression of one who is "sniffin lemons"

Man I got so mad I was sniffin lemons.

by coot sniff 1996 February 17, 2015

Lemon Fingered

The act of someone grabbing their balls and then proceeding to stick their fingers with said scrotal aroma in someone's nose

I was just hanging out in a bar and out of nowhere this douche Don Lemon lemon fingered me...uggh it smelled awful, like dirty butt sex

by Stinkstar69 August 17, 2019

Squeezed lemon

An object that is missing the most important part.

"Jon's head is a squeezed lemon" "your PowerPoint presentation is a squeezed lemon"

by J3ll-y October 31, 2020

Lemon Tea

1. A very good artist that goes by Lemon Tea on Amino

2. Tea with the presumable taste of Lemon

3. Tea with a Lemon on the side

4. A very hot being and/or goddess

1. Lemon Tea is really good!

2. This Lemon Tea is Delicious

3. I don't really like the Lemon on my Lemon Tea

4. God, Id kill to fuck Lemon Tea.

by Lemons Thighs February 8, 2019

lemon cardboard

to dry hump a cardboard box with lemon juice on your balls and lemons in the box

im going to lemon cardboard to night

by Dry lemon Cardboard February 10, 2023

Lemon sizzler

To slice one's nipples and squeeze lemons over top of them

As I looks at Bonnie's nipple, I thought about giving her a lemon sizzler

by Budwudder February 16, 2015