lemon cardboard

to dry hump a cardboard box with lemon juice on your balls and lemons in the box

im going to lemon cardboard to night

by Dry lemon Cardboard February 10, 2023

Lemon sizzler

To slice one's nipples and squeeze lemons over top of them

As I looks at Bonnie's nipple, I thought about giving her a lemon sizzler

by Budwudder February 16, 2015

Peeling the Lemon

Peeling the Lemon refers to the act of the woman peeling the man's ballsack off. Commonly mistaken to be the act of peeling a sour fruit.

Sally fucked Jerry hard last night. I heard she was Peeling the Lemon

by Sack Handle May 23, 2018

fragile lemon

a weak, squishy, sensitive lemon often owned by those who are offended quickly. Fragile lemons are easy to peel.

Hey, you're a lick!
Hey stop! That hurts my feelings! I have a fragile lemon!

by Trizequel & clizzare February 4, 2012

lemon cure

The close to infallible method which cures colds by drinking fresh lemon juice (from 5 to 10 lemons) with a straw.

In a book called "Las Plantas Curan," published in the 1960s in Brazil, which listed the most popular herbs and the illnesses they cure, I read about the 'lemon cure.' Whenever I catch a cold, via a straw I drink the juice from 5 to 10 lemons and they cure me every time. However, one time I did have to go to the doctor and she gave me some antibiotics because I had a fever, in the summer—imagine!

by but for December 24, 2017

lemon joy

Slang term for ejaculate.

He splashed her face with his lemon joy.

by lexicon67 November 11, 2014

lemon video

A video upload which contains brazingly
false or.misleading information (esp.)
with regards to health related issues,
without any in depth research which
supports this claim.
A video infomercial upload advertising
any too good to be true product or service offer.
Scam marketing.

Sarah bought a cure foe cancer recipe
cookbook after watching a lemon video, only to find out later on snapchat that
the author received a five year jail sentence for negligence.

by 10isC November 23, 2017