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Lemon Fingered

The act of someone grabbing their balls and then proceeding to stick their fingers with said scrotal aroma in someone's nose
I was just hanging out in a bar and out of nowhere this douche Don Lemon lemon fingered me...uggh it smelled awful, like dirty butt sex
by Stinkstar69 August 17, 2019
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lemon on the rim

Like the cherry on top but a bit more zingy
Bradley I love the new glasses it's a lemon on the rim to your style
by Henrythehardin February 21, 2017
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sniffin lemons

A moment of anger that causes you to breath heavily while making a facial expression of one who is "sniffin lemons"
Man I got so mad I was sniffin lemons.
by coot sniff 1996 February 17, 2015
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Lemon Sober

When someones obviously drunk but in denial.
Tom: Is harry drunk?
Harry: I am NOT drumnkrr
Grace: Of course you're not! He's lemon sober!
Tom: Oh, okay then.
by Likethegodfather3 September 15, 2011
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Lemon Rind

A lemon Rind is the act of sticking ones finger up his or her anus and wiping the excess juice around the rim of a drinking glass.
Johnathan was particularly angry at his new brother in law, but to avoid a violent altercation, he rigged his new family members iced tea with a Lemon Rind.
by Guy_fier July 31, 2021
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Lemon Fanfiction

A type of fanfiction with a name that doesn't make any sense at all. In most of these stories, the characters have sex or at least sexual activities with eachother. In short: lemon fanfiction is for those with a perverted soul.
My friend: "Search lemon fanfiction on Google."

Me: "Lemon fanfiction...? Ok."

My friend: *grins*

Me: "What the fuck, girl."
by HamKaas April 26, 2019
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Squeeze lemons

Someone who spoils a conversation or function with negativity, usually to be toxic or obtuse.

To rain on someone's parade.

A party pooper

A downer

An act of being toxic

Ruiner
"Hey man, how come everytime we're having a good time, you have to come and squeeze lemons? You ruined the party."
by strEEt-sama May 17, 2021
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