Liz Lemon

A character (portrayed by Tina Fey) on 30 Rock that is the head writer of a comedy show and is perfect with Jack Donaghy.

Guy 1: Dude, Liz Lemon should totally get some with Jack!
Guy 2: I know, right! Jiz 4 lyfe!

by Hot Friend #2 March 9, 2015

Chinese lemonade

When you cum on someone and and pee in their mouth

Did you see that faggot drinking some of that Chinese lemonade at the strip club

by Cumnygget June 18, 2019

Mike Lemont

A generous giving man who loves giving footlongs to suburban women. Loves sandwiches, OutKast and giant pickles. He brings the sandwiches to tennis and neighborhood gatherings.

Mike Lemont gave me a footlong.

Who brought the sandwiches? Mike Lemont.

by M. Lemont November 6, 2020

Rusty lemonade

The act of taking a urn with someone’s ashes and each person from the group urinates in the urn. The first one to overflow has to drink from the urn creating the rusty lemonade.

Are you fellas up for a game of rusty lemonade?

by White-trash Magee June 22, 2023

Free my lemons

another, cleaner way of saying FML. It works best when you do not want people (such as your grandparents) to hear you say the word "fuck."

UGH!! Why can't a just get this right? I'm good at pretty much everything else! *sigh* Free My Lemons.

by hellokittylitter15 March 6, 2011

Lowe's Lemonade Stand

The act of dipping your pen in the company ink. Lowe's is a cheap lemonade stand for married people to have sex with other married or unmarried individuals. Therefore you are involved with a 25 cent hooker.

Alfred was recently wed as he acquired his position at Lowe's. Once a team member he engaged in the act of the Lowe's Lemonade Stand, impregnating two girls. He realized it was a cheap free for all.

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

every villian is lemons

See evil.

Every Villian Is Lemons.
Otherwise, known as EVIL.

by Pixelcraftian June 23, 2018