lazy-productive person

A lazy-productive person isn’t someone who likes to get things done so they can be lazy later.

I define myself as a lazy-productive person because I want to get things done so I can smoke out of my bong at night and read.

by CelestialSeaCow May 5, 2018

Lazy pervert

While driving you reach out the window to slap someone on the ass

See that girl walking lazy pervert her

by Ninjaplease187 February 17, 2018

Lazy Pilot

Someone who makes a lot of money for very little work.

Michael makes a lot of money, but works like one day a week. He's just a lazy pilot.

by TruthTeller!!! May 25, 2018

lazy student

That one kid that always comes into class late usually with nothing in their hands. You will usually see them walking around the school (If they decide to even attend) in sweatpants and a sweatshirt. When in group projects they never carry their wait which is quiet bothersome some to other students although they don't mind. People are quite fond of having a lazy student in their presence. They tend to be sarcastic in a funny matter. Students tend to enjoy the company of a lazy student. Some prefer to use the term slacker which is considered more of a insult.

I heard that Emma came into class late without the assignment!

Man she must be one of those lazy students.

by dechicakatherina May 13, 2018

Lazy log

One who wakes in bed but lays there for hours.

I woke up this morning and I slept like a log, and layed there throughout the day. Like a Lazy log

by Yoshi10116 June 7, 2018

Lazy Susan

When you make a poop that’s acid levels are so far off the pH scales that it burns through ones undies.

Phil: “Do you have a fresh change of undies, mine have a hole in the back”
The Chicken Tendies man: “You must’ve dropped a raging Lazy Susan”

by BradTheChad June 18, 2018

Lazy Screwdriver

Cheap vodka and Sunkist, usually found at lower end establishments that can’t/won’t buy orange juice.

I was at a dive bar that didn’t have orange juice, so I just asked for a Lazy Screwdriver.

by Safety Officer Long July 21, 2018