keen as beans is a describing word to call someone who wants you to buy them a gatorade bottle so they can smoke ket till they are blind
Person 1 "hi keen as beans here could you buy me a gatorade bottle so i can smoke ket till im blind"
person 2 "sure keen as beans"
person 2 "sure keen as beans"
by elibeefpope March 20, 2024
Get the Keen as beans mug.A cute way of saying 'chicken', refers to perfectly cooked chicken. Other spellings such as, 'Gini' and 'Kinine'. Pronounced as "Kee-neen".
by MimiSchadenfreude February 13, 2025
Get the Keeneene mug.white person who looks of asian descent continuously tells their friendcs they arent asian so they kin assign you a slur backwards
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Get the Keenai mug.Extremely enthusiastic to do something, but only if there’s money or some other reward involved. Similar to “keen as mustard”, except the motivation is strictly financial.
Funny how Dave didn’t want to work the weekend until overtime got mentioned... now he is as keen as a hooker!
by Hooker-by-crook March 5, 2026
Get the Keen as a hooker mug.A person who’s loudly confident but secretly fragile. A kleen hates being challenged, thrives on getting into people’s heads, and uses petty mind games to wind others up when they feel threatened. Often talks a big game, especially about football, despite delivering Sunday-league performances at best.
Common traits include selective hearing, emotional buffering when confronted, and an uncanny ability to dish it out but never take it.
“Don’t argue with him, he’s a proper kleen — you’ll get mind-gamed for 20 minutes and still watch him misplace a five-yard pass.”
Etymologically mysterious. Behaviourally predictable. The universe contains many such creatures.
Common traits include selective hearing, emotional buffering when confronted, and an uncanny ability to dish it out but never take it.
“Don’t argue with him, he’s a proper kleen — you’ll get mind-gamed for 20 minutes and still watch him misplace a five-yard pass.”
Etymologically mysterious. Behaviourally predictable. The universe contains many such creatures.
Don’t argue with him, he’s a proper kleen — you’ll get mind-gamed for 20 minutes and still watch him misplace a five-yard pass.
by Foobarrred December 30, 2025
Get the Kleen mug.A person who’s loudly confident but secretly fragile. A kleen hates being challenged, thrives on getting into people’s heads, and uses petty mind games to wind others up when they feel threatened.
Common traits include selective hearing, emotional buffering when confronted, and an uncanny ability to dish it out but never take it.
Etymologically mysterious. Behaviourally predictable. The universe contains many such creatures.
Common traits include selective hearing, emotional buffering when confronted, and an uncanny ability to dish it out but never take it.
Etymologically mysterious. Behaviourally predictable. The universe contains many such creatures.
by Foobarrred December 30, 2025
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